Elsewhere in the Menuniverse: Anything You Can Do, We Can Do Better
...and how it's relevant to you, Chicagoan
MP:Philly is excited about a new restaurant that serves a full hot dog menu, serving up exotica like turkey and chicken dogs. Well, isn't that exotic. One look at Hot Doug's and the proprietors of Tavern 17 would kill themselves, no question.
MP:Boston knows that no one (reading the blog) is really going to going to pay $1000 for a bejeweled martini at Capital Grille, even if it's for charity. Did you feel for a second a bit miffed that you didn't even have the chance to not participate? Well, guess what! We have a Capital Grille, too, and you are just as unobliged to care as Bostonians.
MP:San Francisco heralds the return of the wild king salmon fishing season in the Bay. Come on, salmon? That's not fair. How are we supposed to compete with the Pacific Ocean? Actually, this is how. Third ocean rules! Woo!
MP:Philly is excited about a new restaurant that serves a full hot dog menu, serving up exotica like turkey and chicken dogs. Well, isn't that exotic. One look at Hot Doug's and the proprietors of Tavern 17 would kill themselves, no question.
MP:Boston knows that no one (reading the blog) is really going to going to pay $1000 for a bejeweled martini at Capital Grille, even if it's for charity. Did you feel for a second a bit miffed that you didn't even have the chance to not participate? Well, guess what! We have a Capital Grille, too, and you are just as unobliged to care as Bostonians.
MP:San Francisco heralds the return of the wild king salmon fishing season in the Bay. Come on, salmon? That's not fair. How are we supposed to compete with the Pacific Ocean? Actually, this is how. Third ocean rules! Woo!
