Viewing Pleasure: A Reasonable Justification For Going To McD's...
...is submitting your drive-thru order in verse. And by verse, we mean freestyle rapping. And by freestyle, we mean over your friend's beatbox. So you listen for thirty seconds and think, well, this is alright, but why does it have 7.4 million views and almost ten thousand comments? Because of parts two and three. And the interstitial dialog. The last line is also classic - all fries should be crispy. Just like your weekend.
[YouTube, Fast Food Freestyle, by Brt9003]
This is better than YouTube. Two words: 
Trine Tsouderos heads down to 
Channeling one of America's more enjoyable 50's clichés, 
Basically, the guy can't open his mouth bigger than, oh, the size of an American nickel (blender? straw?). The timing of this misfortune, a mere week and a half before the July 4th 
We come to you with a contrite countenance and doleful eyes, hoping we'll one day win back our credibility with you, should you ever deign to forgive us the grievous sin we committed yesterday morning. Do you remember when we suggested that you ought to take an 
Eventually, the buildings start to blend together. Why not make them blend a little faster by combining your tour with a wine tasting?! 
Padma Lakshmi, the carefully calibrated co-host of 
Have you ever eaten at a 
Vegetarians and aesthetes in general, listen up: there's a new brunch option for you in the Ukie Village vicinity, and it's called 
on the growth of certified organic restaurants, and the use of organic ingredients in restaurants more generally. Much ink and many bytes have been devoted to describing 
for $35 inclusive, those with reservations will be able to sample wines from top Pinot Noir growing areas like Burgundy, California and Oregon. Not you, though, because it's already booked! Normally, we don't write about booked events, but we have something we want to discuss: the pluralization of Pinot Noir. Obviously, we've already expressed our opinion in the title of this post. Google