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August 31, 2007

How Not To Barbecue This Labor Day



Even though it's in slow motion, play it with the volume on. Sounds like some kind of Satanic incantation. Maybe if enough of you play it at the same time, it will actually work!

Have a good Labor Day weekend, and stay evil.

[YouTube: BBQ FIRE AT MY HOUSE by IWANTTOSWIMINTHEOCEA]

Too Hot For MenuPages: One-Line Reviews

Here are some delicious one line reviews that weren't quite up to MenuPages' standard of quality, but certainly exceed ours. These were all left during the past week (the last two were for Chicago restaurants), followed by sprightly commentary:

1) i don't like service bad!!!!
2) they have no ketchup here, yet serve egg sandwiches.... weird.
3) man is that good mustard... [Title: i would drink their mustard!]
4) the dude grab money then food with out washing his hand...
5) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
6) I like it there but I never been there!!! lol
7) I've eaten there five times, and I've been sick every time.
8) ******* ISN'T THE SAME LIKE IT WAS IN THE 1980'S [REDACTED]

Our thoughts:
1) but you deserve it
2-3) don't screw with people's condiments
4) that's why you should pay by credit card
5) profoundly true
6) why do people even bother?
7) fool me five times...
8) that is really asking for too much

Rekajiggering The Reader: Mexx Kitchen, Bluebird, CJ's

The Reader claims it's reviewing these three restaurants because they're all new, but we know the real thread is that they all have much longer names than we were able to enumerate in the title of this post. It's actually Mexx Kitchen At The Whiskey Bar, Bluebird Bistro & Wine Bar, and CJ's Eatery. (Yes, we see there's no link for Bluebird. Soon, though, surely!) Anyway, it's complete semiotic overload - like the restaurants were too skittish to just have a proper name, and needed to add a bunch of descriptors to hide behind. Or maybe they're just trying to be informative, but as always, we prefer the more tortured explanation.

Mexx Kitchen gets the thumbs sideways from Anne Spiselman - the restaurant, tucked behind the Whiskey Bar, doesn't know if it's a drinks place, a snack place, or a fine dining place, and suffers from the indecision (this reminds us of Mike Nagrant's review of The Gage that we looked at the other day). The fancier stuff is good, but the whole out-of-whack experience can be unsettling.

Bluebird Bistro may be picking up the Wicker Park pork torch from shuttering-tomorrow Baccala; Martha Bayne reports that almost every menu item has some kind of pig product involved. Which, of course, is not a bad thing. Also, the place is low-key, and both the wine and beer offerings are decent. Actually, Bayne calls attention to the fact that the wine list is organized by climate, about which she writes, "IMHO a fairly useless conceit." That it may be, but look how IMHO has wormed its way into paper journalism! Rock on, mutable English language.

CJ's Eatery is the new Grand Ave Wishbone (that location closed, actually), according to Mike Sula, by which he means, it's a cornerstone of gentrification for its neighborhood. CJ's is bringing bright and tasty Southern cafe-style food and good coffee to its neck of Humboldt Park, much to the great pleasure of neighbors. Now, not only is it possible to sit in a restaurant (previously unavailable for a several block radius), shrimp and grits can acquired, and during brunch, no less! Ah, may the tentacles of good food smoosh their way into every nook and cranny of Chicago. Wait, do tentacles smoosh? Only when something goes terribly awry with your octopus ceviche.

Star-Chef Mexican, a Bucktown Bistro (With Bacon), and a West Humboldt Park Hub [Reader]

Mexx Kitchen At The Whiskey Bar [MenuPages]
CJ's Eatery [MenuPages]
CJ's Eatery [Official Site]

FYI: Signs Of The Apocalypse

• Will we be able to feed ourselves in 50 years? [Guardian]
• US farm income up almost 50% this year [Tribune]
• Ethanol prices fall as supply grows [Tribune]
• In New Zealand, the importance of debunking food miles [NZ Herald]
• Cambodia to get its first fast food outlet (it's a KFC) [Forbes]

August 30, 2007

Viewing Pleasure: Vegetarian Pizza @ John Barleycorn

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Anything beautifully photographed by Zesmerelda looks delicious at first, but on careful visual analysis, we can detect the dooming flaw of this $12 fresh tomato and basil pizza from John Barleycorn.

Do you know what it is? No, it's not the industrial-looking tomatoes...although they could probably stand to be heirloom, and cooked a little for good measure.

The main culprit, in this case, is the crust. Most of it's obscured, but what we can see is distressingly, uniformly, blond. Know what that means? It hasn't been cooked at a high enough temperature, and it's not crispy. It may even be stale instead of doughy, since it's so smooth. Don't let the brown spots on the lower right fool you; that's just drippy cheese.

Maybe this is to be expected from a bar, but why can't everything be delicious, everywhere, all the time? Sigh.

John Barleycorn [MenuPages]
John Barleycorn [Official Site]

[Photo: Zesmerelda/flickr]

Wanna Go Green? Try Vegetarianism

Yesterday, the NYTimes published an inevitable article entitled Trying to Connect the Dinner Plate to Climate Change, burying it in the Media & Advertising quadrant of the Business section. The piece was basically about how vegetarian/vegan and animal rights groups are now using the environmental unfriendliness of carnivorism to advance their agenda. The article points out that "livestock business generates more greenhouse gas emissions than all forms of transportation combined," but goes on to emphasize the extent to which this is really a fringe effort on the part of these activists.

But something important is implied and never stated, and we want to correct that omission. Namely, the reason why this is so fringe, and will remain so no matter how trendy the Green Revolution gets, is that people would ultimately rather have civilization cease to exist than to give up meat. It's true, even though you could probably never get anyone to admit it. Meat-eating is pretty central to most of the world's population, and the marginal benefit of giving up meat for environmental reasons is far too slight, even for people who have a grasp of the issues, to overcome our lust for flesh. The only way humanity would ever give up meat is if there were a catastrophic animal die-off directly caused by environmental degradation, and even then, only maybe.

We don't even think organic gets you off the hook in this case, because it still takes a hell of a lot more resources to raise a calorie of organic animal than a calorie of organic vegetable.

That said, as the costs of husbandry increase due to land values, transport costs, feed prices and the like, market forces will probably decrease global meat consumption. But we can't see this happening any other way.

Do you think we have too dim a view of human nature? Are we ignoring the virtues of sustainable agriculture? Write in and let the world know.

Trying to Connect the Dinner Plate to Climate Change [NYTimes]

Tabulating The Tribune: Blue Nile & Listmania!

For better or worse, the two main reviews in this week's Tribune are for suburban restaurants - Cooper's Hawk in Orland Park, which has great wine flights and might be opening a location in the South Loop, and Trattoria 225, the rustic Italian in Oak Park.

blue nile.jpg Back in town, Monica Eng has a review of Blue Nile, the Ethiopian hot spot (Ziggy Marley's been there!) in a Rogers Park strip mall. Since every Ethiopian restaurant in America serves essentially the same things, it would be enough to say that Eng largely enjoyed Blue Nile's rendition of the cuisine, save for the kitfo. If you've never had Ethiopian before or are sick of the Clark St options, this would be a good introternative (we couldn't help ourselves).

But we promised lists, and lists you shall have. The first one is of bars, with informative one-liners about their respective merits and demerits. The second is five thing you absolutely must do in these waning days of summer. Provided you live in the suburbs and have a car. Ahh!!

[Photo: Tissisat Falls on the Blue Nile in Ethiopia, ctsnow/flickr]

Tallying The TOC: OTOM & TABLE Fifty-Two

The two restaurants reviewed in today's TOC dining section, OTOM and TABLE fifty-two have a lot in common: they both serve variants of haute comfort food, they both overuse the majuscule, and they're both associated with large institutions (MOTO and Oprah, respectively). And in case the point wasn't already driven home enough, both reviews feature photos of mac and cheese! OTOM's appetizer portion features Andouille sausage and anise for $14, while TABLE's three cheese macaroni is $9 side.

Despite the similarities, the establishments have fairly divergent narratives. OTOM, as Heather Shouse reports, is drawing a high-yuppie crowd for its contemporarified comfort food, which can end up looking fairly dim next to the bright start of MOTO. In a slick setting with high prices, comfort food ought not be boring, but that seems to be an issue here. On the other hand, David Tamarkin finds TABLE to be attracting middle-aged Oprah starf*ckers who are missing the point of Art Smith's wonderfully rich, very well-prepared modern Southern food (although to be fair, the food here is also occasionally boring). OTOM seems to be the winner on atmosphere and decor, but TABLE has the edge on food.

Also:
A go-getting young chef talks about his new high-end suburban restaurant
Paramount Room, a new pub/gastropub (eye-roll) opening in River West
Farmers market blueberry honey combines two hot-right-now ingredients
Pops for Champagne has a peach bellini pitcher for $22

OTOM [MenuPages]
OTOM [Official Site]
TABLE fifty-two [MenuPages]
TABLE fifty-two [Official Site]

FYI: Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks

• Colo. organic dairy farm demoted to conventional [NYTimes]
• City council committee advances dogs-at-dinner bill [Tribune]
• More spinach contaminated with E. coli! [KOMOTV]
• This coffee can conflagration is not blowing over [Tribune]
• Stocks to buy: Asian food companies [IHT]

August 29, 2007

Noticing Newcity: The Gage, Regional Pizza, Indie Wine

Welcome to our bimonthly coverage of the Newcity Food & Drink section! No better time to start than now. We're figuring every fortnight (as opposed to every two months, technically possible given the wording), we will take a look at articles of interest from the previous two weeks and comment on them in our typical manner, because the name of the game is *inclusion*.

Yesterday's article, A Pie Worth the Drive by Michael Nagrant, is a rumination on...the lack of regional American pizza in Chicago? It's not entirely clear why this is - Nagrant seems to blame the fact that Chicago is full of job-seeking Midwesterns and not enough locals, but his ultimate quarry is a Sicilian pizza from his childhood Detroit. Is Nagrant upset that the migrants from flyover country didn't bring their pizza with them and he had to drive all the way to Michigan to get what he wants? We're having trouble pinpointing the thesis. Anyone who has a better grasp and wants to share it with the world, please feel free to write in.

cellar rat motto.jpg Last week, there were two articles. The first, by Jenny B. Davis, is about an indie wine store in Bucktown called Cellar Rat Wine Shop. Charming, right? It's run by indie musician Dean Schlabowske, who rails against the corporatization of aesthetics in all fields. All the wine in the store is from small and independent wineries, which Schlabowske believes to produce better and cheaper wine. That is a fine opinion to have!

The second article is Nagrant's review of The Gage, which he called "Mercury Falling (clever, right? Gage, gauge, etc.). Now, lots of people who've reviewed the gastropub before have really liked it, but Nagrant found that the tension between the comfortable neighborhood bar component and the fine dining component was hampering both. The drinks were too expensive, and the food and service weren't delivering what one expects at the price point. The good news? If either of these issues were addressed, the other could probably be forgiven.

[Photo: Cellar Rat's motto, which is also displayed in the front window]

And The Truth Comes Out: Baccala, One Last Time

Turns out, we spoke too soon and too late! Official confirmation of Baccala's closing came on Monday in the form of Heather Shouse's post on the TOC Blog. That means our report, above and beyond being entertaining and informative, was also out-of-date from the moment it was conceived! The repercussions of our ignorance of the TOC Blog post were exacerbated this morning when we linked to the Food Chain, incorrectly implying that they had been the first with definitive proof on the matter. Boy was our face red when we found out about our oversight!

An aside - oversight means:

1) An unintentional omission or mistake
2) Watchful care or management; supervision

So we could say..."our lack of oversight led to an oversight." And it would be true, to boot.

At any rate, while this doesn't have the historical profundity of, say, a Watergate, it was still worth sorting out the events and establishing a more accurate chronology of discovery and reporting. The most unfortunate part of the story is that Baccala's still closing this Saturday, which - and we think everyone can agree on this - sucks.

In the order in which they appeared:
Bye-bye Baccala [TOC Blog]
Closing?: Baccala [MP:C]
Last chance for lamb tongue [Food Chain]

Baccala [MenuPages]
Baccala [Official Site]

Spying On The Sun-Times: Gelato, Grillable Breakfast, Tomatillos

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Wow, you could combine all of those things into one hell of a delicious brunch! But let's not get ahead of ourselves - one theme at a time.

First, gelato. Basically, everything you need to know about the difference between gelato and ice cream can be summarized as follows:

1) Gelato contains less air than ice cream (making it denser)
2) Gelato is served 10 to 15 degrees warmer than ice cream (making it creamier)
3) Gelato has less butterfat than ice cream (making it lighter)

For those of you who've had gelato, that makes intuitive sense. For those of you who haven't, WTF?! Get yourself to Piccolo or something this instant! You can also find Ciao Bella, a childhood favorite of ours, in Whole Foods and at Fox & Obel (according to the article, Whole Foods also makes an in-house gelato).

Next up, grillable breakfast, or as Jennifer Olvera titles it, Breakfast B-Q. Sausage or steak, grilled and served with eggs, is fairly obvious. But have you given much thought to barbecued fruit? You should probably do your best to clean off meat gristle before you let that happen, though. Heaven on Seven owner Jimmy Bannos suggests grilling fresh figs with mascarpone, which sounds pretty amazing.

Finally, tomatillos - are your weekend guests ready for grilled tomatillo gelato at 9am? Maybe you need to get new friends, then. Actually, the one time we tried tomato gelato (tomatillos are tougher relatives of the tomato), it was pretty frightening. Better to use it in a fresh salsa, or, in fact, grilled works quite nicely too.

[Photo: tomatillos, denaid/flickr>]

Closing!: Baccala

Looks like an actual reporter did some actual reporting - Mike Sula found out from the man himself (Bubala) that Baccala is closing this Saturday. Apparently, Bubala wrote (as an explanation for the restaurant's failure to attract a steady clientele), "It seemed like the majority of the customers were really looking for meatballs and red sauce, eggplant parmesan, and fried calamari." Ouch!

Although to be fair, there are a lot of restaurants that serve pork belly and enough non-conventional Italian places to problematize that assertion - maybe people just weren't ready for the intersection thereof?

We think both the fatty meat and the regional Italian crazes still have a lot of life in them, if not, apparently, in the form of Baccala. Keep on trying, Mr. Bubala!

Last chance for lamb tongue [The Food Chain]

Baccala [MenuPages]
Baccala [Official Site]

FYI: Groping For Technological Solutions

• Agrofuel doomsday scenario explored [Guardian]
• Taking a long, hard look at Kansas City BBQ [Tribune]
• Whole Foods finally buys Wild Oats [Forbes]
• Edible, antimicrobial film at your service [NYTimes]
• Speaking of, food safety stocks doing great! [MarketWatch]

August 28, 2007

Elsewhere In The Menuniverse: Mostly Rage, Some Tribute

• MP:SoFla reports on the attempted murder of a restaurateur, and an orange juice scandal involving the shady use of concentrate.

• MP:SF shares a pet peeve about the pitiful practice of upselling, and decries a five-and-a-half-fold rent increase for a mom-and-pop restaurant.

• MP:B is on the fast food beat, "celebrating" the 40th birthday of the Big Mac and musing about the taste of a trans fat-free Dunkin' Donut.

• MP:P notes an impending "Hottest Chef" competition, and sheds some light on Philly's new hot trend, vegetarian cheesesteaks.

Closing?: Baccala

We had been concerned by a flurry of chatter about Baccala's potential demise, mostly stoked by a series of sightings of the restaurant half-empty (optimists would say half-full?) during peak hours. Early signs of trouble were on Yelp:

• "We happened to be dining at what must be an unusual hour for this neighborhood because when we walked in, we seemed to have startled the staff." - Francis K., 7/20/07
• "Walking in, it was a slow night. Only a handful of tables were taken..." - Tony Q., 6/8/07
• "We went on a slow night...and my, the restaurant wasn't even half full at 7:30 pm." - Lindley E., 5/3/07

baccala pork belly.jpg The situation really started coming to a head in the past few weeks on LTHForum. First, CTB started a thread called "Baccala-Is it on it's last Porcine legs?," bearing familiar bad news: "We arrived a little before 9pm and the place was about 25% filled." Subsequent commenters talked about how both the food and service had been going downhill for months (remember, this was a top-reviewed restaurant when it opened at the end of March).

Finally, this past Friday, a second thread hit LTHForum, entitled "Baccala's Closing." User Mitch Cumstein (we Googled and we think he's for real, despite the name) reported the following:
It's true, many may have seen it on their radar, but this weekend is the last for the offshoot of timo, and all its pork filled goodness. And no I will not be working there this weekend, so this is not a shill, but rather a suggestion to go get a pork belly with smoked gouda risotto tonight or tomorrow before they are gone. I truly enjoyed the food there, it made serving it to everyone very honest and easy. Although things were inconsistant in the foh at the end, I think that losing Scylla and Baccala is a terrific blow to a neighborhood whose food options are mediocre at best. I feel bad being the bearer of bad news, but it is better than letting it go without it's goodbye's.
and everyone on LTH was sad about it. Maybe the neighborhood wasn't ready for that much porky goodness? they mused.

But we're not entirely convinced that Baccala is closing. Their website is reporting current news (for example, John Bubala did some sort of Garden Chef thing on Sunday), and their voicemail talks about taking reservations. We will find out definitively tomorrow at 6pm when the restaurant opens for the week; we're hoping for the best, but fearing the worst.

Baccala [MenuPages]
Baccala [Official Site]

Baccala [Yelp]
Baccala-Is it on it's last Porcine legs? [LTHForum]
Baccala's Closing [LTHForum]

[Photo: pork belly, screencapped from Metromix]

Best Of MenuPages Reviews: Un-Thai Me This Instant!

We may not do reviews at MenuPages, but our legions of users are all over that. Here are five of interest.

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A review we got in this morning for Eat First from "Chris" made us chuckle:
For a city lacking in cheep and decent Chinese food Eat First stands out for great hangover takeout. Calling for pickup is the way to go, as the food is generally ready for you by the time you walk over there. 'Cause secretly we're all sick of Thai.
That may be, but people are still putting on a good show about it. Around 10% of the reviews we get each week are for Thai restaurants, and they're usually pretty favorable. This week, for example:

Sweet Basil is "wonderful. The people that work there are as nice as can be. I was at a table of "inquisitive" eaters, and our waitress was both patient and knowledgeable. It's cheap, has a great menu, and the service is unbeatable. 5 stars across the board."

Tac Quick, "Simply put... this is the best thai food in town."

Thai Wild Ginger Restaurant had a customer who wrote "the last couple years I have spent time on and off living in Thailand. When I came back to Chicago I had to find a good thai place. Didn't have to look far, this place is great. Order for carryout and it will be done in 10. The staff is very nice too!"

• And at Thong Thai, "I have been a customer for years, prior to this location. The owner is pleasant and the food is wonderful! An exceptional value for the price."

Chicago's love affair with ubiquitous and tasty Thai food (we count roughly 108 restaurants) is not likely to end any time soon. Trust us - if/when you ever leave the city for an extended period, you will miss that feature of the Chicago foodscape much more acutely than you'd imagine. Chicago's Thai dominance should not be taken for granted! Support both the city's top places and your local, because you can never have too much of a good thing.

[Photo: An example of stellar Thai food from TAC Quick, ramonpublius/flickr]

Finally On MenuPages: Chalkboard

Hey, guess what? It turns out that Chalkboard, the haute American comfort food restaurant that opened in Lincoln Square at the end of last year to fairly rave reviews, doesn't offer its menu exclusively via chalkboard, as we had always assumed. It was part of all their first press releases, how the menu will be presented on chalkboard to reflect the seasonal-local-variable nature of the cooking and to create a quainter, more communal atmosphere. But these days, they offer a paper menu in the restaurant, which means that we can offer you the menu electronically. Everybody wins!

And what a menu it is, full of hearty, high-end ingredients and folksy, self-referential commentary that don't always make literal sense. For example, the wild caught lump crab salad with mustards, lemon, brioche, and "any local greens I can find" ($11; quotes added) is introduced by the following: "All too often I find that the creative mind, ends up too creative...Hence destroying the initial idea. Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you the Chalkboard crab salad." Now, what the hell does that mean? Maybe that chef and owner Gilbert Langlois had spent weeks tinkering with a crab salad recipe, adding ingredients here and there until it was an unwieldy, indistinct monstrosity of a thing, and he realized in an epiphany that he needed to scale it back to the essence of the crab, supported - but not overwhelmed - only by a few carefully edited accompaniments. Langlois wants us to share in his creative process, so our experience eating the crab salad is as intellectual as it is visceral. Or maybe he's just crazy?

Yes, definitely that second thing. His salad obsession is spelled out in no uncertain terms in the description of his blue fin tuna sashimi Cobb salad with nitrate free Caw Caw Farm bacon, tomato, lettuces, avocado and Maytag blue cheese ($24), which is: "I can help it, I'm completely addicted to finding the perfect Cobb salad. The balance between the bacon the lettuce and tomato compels me." But we can't really blame the guy for wanting to bombard his customers with his bloodlust for food. When he says, about his cast iron skillet pork tenderloin with apple cider creamed corn and fingerling potato-celery salad ($24), "what's better than a lovely piece of pork seared crispy in a well seasoned cast iron skillet," it's a perfectly valid question whose implied answer - "nothing" - is not unreasonable.

We admire the passion, and it seems like lay diners and critics alike admire the end product. We're happy to finally have Chalkboard's crazy menu on the site.

Down-Home Barbecue and Upscale Comfort Food [Bergquist/Reader]
Lincoln Square's upscale-casual eatery earns high marks [Vettel/Metromix]

Chalkboard [MenuPages]

FYI: Ignorance Is A Full Plate

• Many of our crops are mutated through irradiation [NYTimes]
• Folgers vs Maxwell smackdown over container design [Tribune]
• Hijiki contains arsenic, but not enough to kill you [NYTimes]
• Are Gordon Ramsay's restaurants slipping in quality? [FT]
• Sugar beets are the new sugar cane in the biofuel world [Forbes]

August 27, 2007

Update: The Violet Hour Is Ongoing!

And you thought it was safe to have a non-artisanal cocktail again! The Violet Hour media blitz continues apace, far outstripping the list we assembled on Friday.

Today's additions fall into two categories - articles by Michael Nagrant, and blog posts by Mike Sula (who wrote the Reader review from which our interest stems). In what must have been an incredibly fecund week, Nagrant wrote:

1) Bring on the bitters for the Tribune on August 15th, about cocktail bitters
2) Classing Up Cocktail Hour for Centerstage on August 19th, interviewing Toby Maloney
3) Taking a Walk on the Southside for Serious Eats on August 22nd, about that particular cocktail

And Sula has a series on The Food Chain over virtually the same period, entitled "Cocktail Minute with Toby Maloney." Each one comes complete with a video showing Mr. Maloney making the cocktail in question:

1) The Dark & Stormy (rum with lime and ginger)
2) The Southside (gin, lime, mint, bitters)
3) The Maloney Negroni (gin, Campari, vermouth, bitters)
4) The Iron Cross (basically a pisco sour)

Wow, we are impressed by all this press! Bottoms up.

Blog Reviews: Week Of Violent Thunderstorms

Chicago's intrepid food bloggers were all over the damn place last week, in alphabetical order by restaurant

• So far, the reactions to Bluebird Bistro has been fairly positive, with reviewers enjoying the low key atmosphere and reasonably priced food and drink [Food Chain]

• Perennial brunch hot spot The Bongo Room may have plenty of sweet dishes to satisfy a small child, but the long lines and lack of space make this a poor choice for Junior [Chicagoist]

chicago thunderstorm.jpg • In the theater district, Custom House turned out a decent prix fixe, although the seafood this reviewer got was not the restaurant's strong point [Chicago Foodies]

• A new River North coffee shop, Cyberia Cafe, serves Intelligentsia coffee and wireless internet [Drive-Thru]

• If you can avoid the douchebaggy clientèle, English has some decent drinks and a rather enjoyable British rendition of French fries [Chicagoist]

• Pretty good North Side Chinese food at Friendship Chinese Restaurant is pricey but not greasy [Chicagoist]

• A flight of city-specific hot dogs is available at Jake Melnick's Corner Tap (the Chicago version is said to be the best, shockingly) [The Stew]

• An epically unhealthy salad and completely delicious at La Tache comes with lardons and a poached egg, and is served over frites! [Nibble & Kibble]

• Homaru Cantu continues to knock it out of the park at Moto, which was recently serving 16-hour octopus and baked beans in the form of cold noodles. The menu tasted like corn chowder [Chicagoist]

• While Uptown Vietnamese diner Pho Hoa specializes in its namesake pho, the BBQ ribs are not to be missed [Big Sweet Tooth]

• Great fries and Polishes at 24HR Susie's Drive Thru in Irving Park, but the burgers are white-bread pedestrian [Chicago Burger Project]

• Beverly institution Top Notch Beefburger is frequently named among the best burger joints in Chicago, and this review does not disagree with that assessment [Chicagoist]

[Photo: taken last week near Logan Square by eight double/flickr]

Finally On MenuPages: Soul Vegetarian East!

We've been fighting the good fight for Soul Vegetarian East's menu since MenuPages Chicago came online around 18 months ago, a project that takes on new urgency every time SVE is mentioned by a Chicago food media outlet. soulveg-carrot.jpg So far as we can tell, this has happened three times over the summer, most recently in a review on Drive-Thru. People seem to constantly be discovering its existence, what with its out-of-the-way location, semi-obscure cuisine, and fringy religious ties, but everyone who makes the trip down to 75th Street (and writes about it) seems to enjoy what SVE has to offer.

The entire menu of sandwiches, salads, sides and entree plates is vegan, and represents a heterogeneous tradition of meatless cuisines: there's some Southern-style dishes (Greens & Cornbread, $5.50), some Asian (Stir-Fried Tofu served with brown rice, $6.50), some Mediterranean (Veggie Gyro, $5.75), plus a dash of cult appeal (the Prince Elkannonn (Garvey) Burger - $5.50 - seems to reference an unGoogleable religious alias of Marcus Garvey?). All this sounds somewhat dreary on paper, but the food is bursting with color and flavor, and is generally light and healthy (except for all the fried stuff). This carrot burger is representative; check out the Drive-Thru post for a more extensive photo gallery.

Allow us to quote ourselves on the raison d'être of the restaurant:
[Soul Vegetarian East's] vegan cuisine is inspired by owner Prince Asiel Ben-Israel's religious beliefs. He and his wife Yohanna are African Hebrew Israelites, one of the purported "lost tribes" of Israel (for a gross oversimplification, think of it as a Jewish version of Rastafarianism), and among the Biblical passages they take seriously, one from Genesis stands out in informing their dietary choices: "God also said: 'See, I give you every seed-bearing plant all over the earth and every tree that has seed-bearing fruit on it to be your food." There's plenty of stuff in the Bible about eating animals, too, but whatever - Soul Veg's offerings are a hell of a lot healthier than standard soul food fare, but similarly spiced and entirely enjoyable. Good for the Earth, good for the body, good for the soul, and all that jazz.
Finally, we should point out, per Drive-Thru, that SVE's wraps are available for take out at the Barnes and Noble at State and Jackson in the Loop, but we think you shouldn't deny yourself the trip to Greater Grand Crossing for the full experience.

Soul Veg: Down Home Soul Food all made Vegan. [Drive-Thru]
Soul Vegetarian East [MenuPages]
Soul Vegetarian East [Official Site]

[Photo: Carrot burger from SVE, courtesy of PJ Chmiel's Vegan in Chicago]

FYI: Making Concessions To Reality

• Dunkin Donuts to give up trans fats, core values [Tribune]
• Zut alors! Baguette prices to rise in France on wheat crunch [FT]
• Dark chocolate sales skyrocket on taste & nutrition [Tribune]
• Does Hardee's have the best fast food burger? [CNN]
• How Indonesians get their kids to eat vegetables [Jakarta Post]

August 24, 2007

The Cornstarch Is Angry!


We can only imagine what this thing talks about at the Council of Corn Creatures' monthly meeting: "food and fuel? Now they've gone too far - we attack the humans at dawn!" The easiest way to kill them is...turn off your vibrating plate. Consider yourselves prepared. Have a good weekend!

[YouTube: cornstarch lifeform 80Hz by shep59 via Dark Roasted Blend]

Foie Gras At Alinea, Now And Forever

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Two days ago, we marked the one year anniversary of the foie gras ban by noting, among other things, that Alinea had taken their Foie Gras with spicy cinnamon and apple pâte de fruit off their menu. Recently, we mean - only two weeks earlier, that item was listed on their online Tour menu. We were alerted to this by friend-of-the-blog Diana, who was paying extra close attention as she had an upcoming reservation to dine at the restaurant.

Yesterday, we were inundated by two pieces of great news:

1) Grant Achatz is "feeling great" and cooking up a storm after his recent round of drug therapy!
2) Grant Achatz is still serving foie gras!

And today, we will prove all this to you, reader, after the jump (the above photo is a clue)

The photo is, of course, of Foie Gras with spicy cinnamon and apple pâte de fruit, as served to Diana herself on Wednesday night. Alinea has nothing to worry about - who would ever guess that was foie gras! Looks like a meringue of some sort to us. Be that as it may, what was off the menu is clearly back on, albeit not on the website. Right now, Alinea is posting their Tour menu from August 3rd:

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Diana sent us her menu from August 22nd, which not only has the foie (enboxed), but also a host of wine pairings:

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Since the menus aren't from the same day, it's hard to know exactly what to make of this. We continue to believe that it is possible (and in Alinea's case, condonable) to offer foie gras on a tasting menu without technically selling it, a position that the City of Chicago has seemingly more or less signed on to. Nevertheless, the machinations are fascinating.

Special thanks to Diana, without whom this report would have been entirely impossible.

Alinea's Achatz is in the kitchen and 'feeling great' after first round of chemotherapy [The Stew]
Finding foie gras [Tribune]
Alinea [MenuPages]
Alinea [Official Site]

[Photos: the foie gras and 8/22 menu are from Diana, and the 8/3 menu is from Alinea]

Reiterating The Reader: The Violet Hour

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Mike Sula has an extensive profile on mixologist-proprietors Toby Maloney and Jason Cott of The Violet Hour, the hot Wicker Park high-end cocktail lounge. Highlights:

1) Maloney grew up in a log cabin
2) Avec sous chef Justin Large designed the snack menu
3) Their "Blue Ridge Manhattan" was inspired by a pulled pork sandwich and is made from Laphroaig scotch, rye, vermouth, and hickory-infused peach bitters
4) Cott and Maloney met bartending at Eugene in New York. Fact: Eugene is in the same building as MenuPages' New York headquarters!

For the sake of Total Knowledgeâ„¢, here are links to basically everything that's been written about TVH in local media, starting with Mr. Sula's blog post from four weeks ago on The Food Chain:

Waiting for the Hour [Food Chain]
Hush Hour [TOC]
The Violet Hour [Centerstage]
The Hour of hush and wonder [Metromix]
Violet Hour [Yelp]
The Violet Hour [LTHForum]

And, of course, Cocktail Connoisseur: The Violet Hour's Toby Maloney [Reader]

[Photo: some cocktails at TVH, captured semi-surreptitiously by appaloosa/flickr]

It Rained On Pepe's Parade

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Yesterday, we speculated about who, exactly, would choose to attend Pepe's 40th birthday party, entitled "Salsa Under the Stars," in Hickory Hills. Turns out, nobody! We got an email this morning telling us that the party has been canceled by dint of the storms, and that we would be informed of the rain date in the near future (did you see that we predicted this might happen?). We'll keep you posted, of course, because everyone deserves a second chance.

[Photo: a thunderstorm (but not the thunderstorm), pingnews.com/flickr]

FYI: You're Not Entitled To Your Opinion

• Restaurant employee naming conventions confound [Tribune]
• Burger King staves off obsolescence [NYTimes]
• Meanwhile, the Big Mac turns 40 [Forbes]
• All legal barriers removed in Whole Foods merger bid [BBCNews]
• "Citizen activism" backs CARES decision to reject US funds [LATimes]

August 23, 2007

People Love Expensive Forest Floor Foodstuffs

ginseng02.jpg The NYTimes excels at finding a story where none exists. Case in point: this article on the wild ginseng hunters of South Korea. Apparently, the root can command upwards of $130,000 a pound, which is like, more than gold times cocaine. What this reminds us of is the black truffles of southern Europe, although the Koreans aren't able to use special pigs to sniff out the plant. Also, the ginseng isn't intended to be shaved over pasta, oh no - either one makes tea, or more likely, gives it as a gift to connote power and influence. Neither one is worth it!

Ah, the Tonic of Ginseng! Especially a $65,000 Sprig! [NYTimes]

[Photo: ginseng is kinda gross-looking, WPR]

Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down, TOC: Il Fiasco & CJ's Eatery

It's interesting that Il Fiasco and CJ's Eatery garnered the same review score of three out of six in this week's TOC. tuberose.jpg David Tamarkin's review of the former gropes to find something nice to say about this highly inconsistent Andersonville Italian, while Heather Shouse's write-up of the latter is an upbeat little ditty, almost to the tune of "Save this restaurant." Clearly, these two threes were not created equal. Because how could any scale capture the nuances of expectation and remain consistent between restaurants with vastly different missions? Tamarkin had high standards for Il Fiasco, we'd imagine, because the space, neighborhood, and chef would all suggest a much better experience. Shouse was (probably) happy to champion a nice little cafe in a neighborhood that is sorely lacking in the category. Given all these motivations, what is a three supposed to mean? We don't know, but we're equally complicit in quantifying dining experiences, so we'll let it go (for now).

In other news:
Irving Park mania! A roundup of 10 hot spots in an overlooked neighborhood
Barramundi so hot right now at Bonsoiree
Tips on how to get into booked restaurants. Our advice? Dress up as a health inspector
Tuberoses are in season - they're pretty, and you can eat them in a pinch

[Photo: the prettiest tuberose on flickr, erika yoshida]

Trusting The Tribune: Hot Spot, Niu, Water, College Dining

Wow, is the Tribune food section packed today! There's so much material that we're going straight to the hyperlinked bullets:

Phil Vettel tears the Greenstapo a new one, saying "I'm a little uncomfortable with the recent characterization of bottled water as the Scourge of the Planet." Why? Because 1) there aren't enough public water dispensaries 2) soda is basically just bottled water plus corn syrup, and people will drink that if bottled water gets expensive through taxes or whatnot. Maybe things would be less horrible if there was a refund for recycling water bottles similar to the one that exists for soda bottles?

div01.jpg Monica Eng has a roundup of inexpensive restaurants that feature locally sourced ingredients, all this in preparation for next month's "Localvore Challenge."

Kevin Pang sneaks into the Wheaton College cafeteria, ranked 3rd in campus food by Princeton Review, and finds that the grub is actually pretty decent, with a lot of the food actually being cooked in-house. We believe a football player that KPang interviewed who opined, "For cafeteria food, it's awesome." (n.b. our alma mater, University of Chicago, did not bring it in this department)

Donna Pierce enjoyed Logan Square breakfast/brunch locale Hot Spot up to a point, which can be summarized by their use of mealy tomatoes in tomato high season. Shame!

Trine Tsouderos finds Niu to be reasonably enjoyable for fusion-y sushi and an asset for the neighborhood

Monica Eng is back with another roundup, this one on college campus coffee canteens. We maligned the U of C's cafeteria offerings a few paragraphs ago, but we have to concur with Ms. Eng that the Div School coffee shop (a.k.a. Grounds of Being a.k.a. Where God drinks coffee) is pretty good.

[Photo: The Div School coffee shop's official t-shirt, Phoenix/UChicago]

Imbibing: It's Pepe's 40th Birthday, And You Are All Invited!

Remember when we told you about the special appetizers that Pepe's had developed for its 40th anniversary? Well, turns out that was only the tip of the iceberg. The majority of the giant mass of snow and frozen water will take the form of a birthday bash tonight on the grounds of the Hickory Hills Pepe's at 8128 W 95th St.

pepe_hat.gif It's called "Salsa Under the Stars," which is both frightening and not bloody likely - it's forecast to be cloudy with occasional thunderstorms this evening. But anyway, the party is free to the public from 6:30pm-10pm, and involves food from the restaurant, Corona beer, and music courtesy of the Mambo Allstars (to facilitate the salsa-ing). Pepe's is also giving away a vacation to Mexico, and if that's not enough, WLS-AM's Jerry Agar will be broadcasting live from hoedown. AM radio!

We cannot even begin to speculate about what kind of crowd this party will draw, but it'll probably be funnier than television. ¡Feliz cumpleaños, Pepe!

Pepe's [Official Site]

[Photo: and if you squint, you can see Pepe himself!]

FYI: Just Trying To Help!

• China enacts quality control labeling for export [China Daily]
• N. Korea, which lost 10% of its farmland, accepts S. Korea food aid [Reuters]
• Prince Charles has written a book about his organic garden/farm [NYTimes]
• American almonds must now be pasteurized; raw foodists livid [SF Chronicle]
• Hot new kid trend: feeding (not eating) disorders [NYTimes]

August 22, 2007

As Mandated By the Pre-Nup

Our favorite headline of the day is "Bigamist Ordered to Give Pig and Buffalo," which rather sums up the article. A Borneo man took a second wife, a violation of the custom of his "indigenous community," so he was punished via livestock by the local Native Court. The first wife also got custody of the three kids, of equal or lesser value. They're gonna have one hell of a stew tonight!

Bigamist Ordered to Give Pig and Buffalo [NYTimes]

Updated: A curmudgeonly anthropologist friend of ours wrote, "cut the pop anthropology, please - this is a perfectly normal outcome in customary law. The pig and buffalo function not as food but as wealth." To which we say, duh, it was a joke. Because as everyone knows, buffalo makes a terrible stew meat.

Updated again: The C.A. responds: "I was just being a curmudgeon, not an anthropologist. I obviously have no idea what's going on in that village, and wouldn't want to go on the record as saying that 'food' and 'wealth' even represent a viable distinction there.

That part of Malaysia lies within what anthropologist Roy Wagner has called the 'Holographic Zone.' Much like an epistemological Bermuda Triangle, the Zone is where Euro-American notions of subjects and objects are especially prone to fall apart."

And soon it will be the "Palm Plantation Zone"!

Serving The Sun-Times: Baladoche, Kombucha, Heirloom Everything

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One of the best parts of summer is upon us: everyone's on vacation, the temperature is slightly cooler, and heirloom produce is blanketing the farmers markets. Jennifer Olvera recommends through caution to the wind and buying the weird-looking vegetables and nightshades (i.e. tomatoes, eggplants, etc.), however unfamiliar you are with them. Most of this stuff is so fresh and flavorful that it can just be eaten raw (or follow one of these recipes. Incidentally, the NYTimes dining section also had a feature on what to do with heirloom tomatoes, which is worth checking out).

Sandy Thorn Clark has a glowing review of Baladoche, waxing poetic about the waffles' "crisp outside and steamy, moist inside," not to mention the scent that emanates from the Lakeview storefront. The best part of this review is a quote from owner Terry Mootoo on the habits of Cubs fans on game days:
"We suffer on days and nights with Cubs games. The groups of Cubs fans actually interfere with our business. We expected a different response," Mootoo says. "We have observed that one person controls each group of fans. If that person, be it he or she, stops to sample a waffle, they all do. But most of those in control walk right on buy, oblivious to the aroma, headed to a predesignated destination -- probably to drink.
Social Darwinism aside, maybe this means Baladoche should start serving booze?

Now for some quickies:

Photo exhibit of the restoration of New Orleans restaurants @ Kendall College
Kombucha poised to be newest stupid fad
Johnsonville smoked turkey sausage rather bland

[Photo: heirloom tomatoes at the Union Square farmers market in NYC, Lindsay Beyerstein/flickr]

FG Ban @ 1 Not So Ban-Like

Phil Vettel has followed up the article we mentioned this morning on the Foie Gras ban's first birthday with a piece in The Stew that covers much of the same material. stop foie gras.jpg Basically, while the ban is technically in force, restaurants have found loopholes like "giving away" FG as an accompaniment to some other, mysteriously overpriced dish, or simply on discreet request. This second option sounds like an invitation for a sting, but the accompaniment scheme apparently works. Vettel reports that the Health Department "concluded that [a restaurant doing this] was within the letter of the law."

One sentence in Vittel's articles, "but the words "foie gras" never grace the menu--or the bill," doesn't ring true. Why? Because in the last few weeks, we've come across (and reported) two examples of foie gras on menus, listed as such. It's worth noting that FG is no longer on Alinea's menu (it was a good run), but it still has a prominent spot on La Pomme Rouge's. We think it would be vastly overstating our influence to suggest that our publicization of Alinea's foie gras offering had any influence on it being taken off their menu, but nevertheless, we will continue to report any and all instances of the illicit engorged organ's appearance on menus.

Finding foie gras [Tribune]
Foie gras ban turns 1 [The Stew]
Alinea [MenuPages]
Alinea [Official Site]
La Pomme Rouge [MenuPages]
La Pomme Rouge [Official Site]

[Photo: we birthday'd up the mascot of Stop Foie Gras]

Hope You Like Themed Drinking Events...

...because here's three happening today!

1) The Auxiliary Board of the Lincoln Park Zoo is holding a New Zealand wine tasting called - are you ready for this? - Lions...Tigers...and Wines, Oh My!. Oh my indeed. What New Zealand wines have to do with animal conservation escapes us entirely, but the money ($60 at the door, 6pm at the Foreman Pavilion) goes to a good cause (specifically, the Auxiliary Board Endowed Fund for Conservation & Science). Civet poo coffee would have made more sense, probably.

jeff gordon.jpg 2) Kinzie Chophouse is having a Gordon Brothers Winery dinner tonight, and Jeff Gordon himself will be in attendance! We certainly don't follow NASCAR, but we still had to go to the website and make sure the vineyard didn't belong to the driver. Because, like, Batali is turning that whole crowd onto wine and fine dining. But anyway, Kinzie will be pairing four courses with wine for $64.95 (classy!) tonight starting at 6:30pm, but don't take our word for it - tonight's menu is enumerated on their website.

3) The Binny's in Lakeview is having a free (yes!) tasting of Templeton Rye tonight at 6:30. Apparently, the rye was popular during Prohibition (but how is that possible?!?!), and has been resurrected for your modern palate. Didn't you know what rye is the new single malt scotch? Templeton owner Scott Bush will be on hand to vigorously confirm that for you.

All of this is courtesy of Local Wine Events. Thanks, LWE!

[Photo: Jeff Gordon's head, at your service]

FYI: Vice & Virtue

• Phil looks at foie one year in [Tribune]
• Religion finds ethical farming [NYTimes]
• The Trib tackles nutraceuticals [Tribune]
• Caffeinated booze comes under fire [cbs2chicago]
• Midwest floods put commercial organic crop at risk [Newsvine]

August 21, 2007

Get These Guys A Reality Show!

In case you hadn't seen this and are looking for new ways to defraud restaurants, well, you had better one-up this married couple, who had a scheme wherein one or both of them would INGEST PIECES OF GLASS, go to a restaurant, claim there was glass in the food, and then PROVE IT at the hospital. They made hundreds of thousands of dollars from restaurants and insurance companies using this method before they were caught, and the husband faces up to 100 years in prison. OMG that's so punk rock!

Weird News: He ate glass in restaurants — on purpose [KansasCity.com]

Right This Second On The CFB*: Shopping Habits, Pizza, Pigs, FroYo

The Stew has a report from Nielsen on how people shop at grocery stores. Or specifically, what items garner brand loyalty, and what is more price sensitive. The brand trumps for things like coffee, mayonnaise, cheese and margarine. The price has more impact for stuff canned tuna, canned tomatoes, and cheese again somehow. No it's true; check the blog post.

flying saucers.jpgDrive-Thru has discovered Apart Pizza, and likes it! This came as a surprise because the blogger had forsworn enjoying pizza following too much Dominos. Cannot blame her.

Food Chain has an update on their Whole Hog project. If you're following the narrative, you've probably already read it. If you're not, you'll be as lost as we are. But we feel like it's important anyway?

Chicagoist is on alert for the arrival of Pinkberry, a frozen yogurt chain out of Southern California. We've had it - it's better than the first generation of frozen yogurt from a decade or two ago, but it's no food miracle. If/when Tasti D-Lite blows in, then you can celebrate the second coming.

[Photo: Tasti's Flying Saucer, a delicious "ice cream" sandwich that contains almost no calories because it's made from scary chemicals, or so it would seem]

* CFB = Chicago Food Blogosphere, obv

Best Of MenuPages Reviews: Things We Liked For A Variety Of Reasons

We may not do reviews at MenuPages, but our legions of users are all over that. Here are four of interest.

Nothing unites these reviews save 1) they were all submitted in the last week 2) we thought they were all notable. Observe that this is not true for the vast majority of reviews we receive here! We will enumerate our picks in no particular order:

On 8/19, "Jeff" left a competent, believable review for Silver Seafood:
I also lived in Hong Kong for a year, many years ago. There are very few restaurants in the country that actually remind me of Hong Kong. This one does. It's not high end, but it is very authentic, to the point that one dish (the bitter melon) was too Chinese for my taste. The salt and pepper smelts were great, the baby bok chow with shitake mushrooms were in a perfect brown sauce, even the vegetable fried rice my daughter wanted was exceptionally good. Shrimp with walnuts and vegetable chow fun were also excellent. We ordered a fish filet in scallions and ginger that came out deep fried, and the waitress replaced it at no charge with the same dish but steamed and spicy, which was also very good.

We live in the suburbs, and are always looking for places to meet my city dwelling mother at the north end of the city. This was a good spot.
We like that this review gives a sense of both the restaurant's accessibility and authenticity. The right balance of both makes for excellent ethnic dining. Also, it's so true that bitter melon can be really intense. Probably best to avoid.

Meanwhile, one "I love a fiasco!" wrote a review entitled "over the top" about (can you guess?) Il Fiasco on 8/14:
Hello fellow diners. If you don't fall in love with this place you just don't under stand.I've worked in the biz. for 20 years, and someone at our table made a mistake in ordering their meal,and called the waiter over and made it sound as if the kitchen made the mistake when three other people clearly heard the order being placed, we were shocked by friends "ploy". The waiter said he was sorry the owner stopped by remade the dish and bought the table dessert! Now that was over the top service that you just don't see anymore, BRAVO!! I'm not even going to talk about the great prices and great menu just go see for yourself.
If this is a shill, it's taken a very complex form. A guy (probably) attacking his friend for trying to cheat the restaurant, and then praising the restaurant for rising above? This is really a question for The Ethicist, maybe.

This next one, for Boem, was also left on 8/14 and was entitled "YO RAP!":
Shta bre kenjash, hrana je VR, usluga takodje, a tek muzika, muzika je neprevazidjena. Sad od skora su pocheli da sviraju neki momci, kidaju scenu, a tek pevach Srdjan, majstor zna svoj poso. Tako da, Hrvat, sve u svemu mnogo drobish. POzdrav iz Vrtipupinaca kod Knjazevca.
Um, does anyone who knows Serbo-Croatian want to roughly translate this? We sometimes get reviews in Spanish, but this is the most exotic language we've gotten thus far. Also, YO RAP!

And finally, the following judgment came in on a date we won't share for a restaurant whose identity we won't reveal:
even mcdonalds is better. awful, uninspired, bland. worst meal of our lives. should be shut down.
We couldn't have said it better ourselves.

Silver Seafood Restaurant [MenuPages]
Il Fiasco [MenuPages]
Il Fiasco [Official Site]
Boem [MenuPages]
Boem [Official Site]

Opening: Trattoria Trullo

Good Italian restaurants never really die; they just...leave town when the going is good. So maybe two months ago, Trattoria Trullo picked up stakes in Evanston where its building was slated to be destroyed and found refuge in Lincoln Square, much to the evident pleasure of neighborhood eaters.

The restaurant sports a little cafe and deli area, but let's get right to the main menu. Basically, Trullo serves solid, classic Italian concepts with some modernization of ingredients, like a mahi-mahi sauteed with a potato crust in white wine sauce served over sauteed spinach for $21, or a risotto con porcini & mascarpone with porcini mushrooms and mascarpone cheese over imported organic acquarello canaroli rice for $19. But rest assured, you will find your pollo alla parmigiana (i.e. chicken parm - boneless chicken breast baked with tomato sauce, parmesan and mozzarella cheese, $18), vitello alla marsala (i.e. veal marsala - with shitake mushrooms, $20), ravioli alla vodka (cheese filled ravioli tossed with a vodka, mascarpone tomato cream sauce, $13), and even insalata Romana (i.e. Caesar salad, with hearts of romaine, shaved parmesan cheese, croutons and Caesar dressing, for $6).

It's definitely a good sign when a restaurant chooses to name dishes in the language of origin rather than Anglicizing them - means that they care about fidelity to the food more than pandering to a xenophobic clientele. Not that you'd find much of that in Lincoln Square these days. Anyway, barring another real estate boom, this location should be around for some time.

Trattoria Trullo [MenuPages]

FYI: Maybe Technology Will Save Us?

• Obesity virus gaining science cred - vaccine within a decade? [Tribune]
• Curbing seasickness among garlic's many amazing abilities [NYTimes]
• What does "zero trans fat" mean? Very little, apparently! [Fobres]
• Suburbs desperate for fine dining and its sales tax dollars [Tribune]
• Flood- & KJI-ravaged N. Korea prepares to accept WFP food aid [IHT]

August 20, 2007

Gazing Material: A Nice Blog About A Localish Orchard

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Now that summer has died its first death over the weekend, we feel safe to bring you farm blogs. This one is about fruit (hence the name, Fruit Slinger), and is run by Dan, who's been growing the product in Southwest Michigan and selling in our local farmers markets and to various Chicago restaurateurs all season. The photos are bucolic, and so is the writing. Enjoy this bit of softness before winter sets in (actually, it's going to be 90 later this week).

Fruit Slinger [Official Site]

[Photo: "Peaches in a box". They sure are!]

Chart Of The Week: Number Of Outlets In Top U.S. Restaurant Categories

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First, apologies for this hard to read, hard to interpret graphic, but they're all like that, so we'll take what we can get. Because wow, what a trove of information about how America eats! First of all, there are a lot more quick service restaurants than full service, but nothing like an order of magnitude. It's impossible to tell exactly from this limited dataset, but we'd guesstimate that it's less than double. But anyway, why don't we take each category separately?

First, the quick service: it's certainly a testament to something that there are almost a third more pizza places than hamburger places. We wonder what percentage of each is chain/franchise stores vs. independently owned and operated. The gut says more of the pizza places are independent than the burger places (both as a percentage and in total number), but we don't get far enough out of big urban areas often enough to know this for sure. Tell you one thing, there are a lot of sandwiches on this list (never mind that burgers are just hot beef sandwiches), and what might "other sandwiches" refer to that isn't subs and deli sandwiches? Could they be referring to the proliferation of panini cafes? Our final thought on this section is that Mexican is going to overtake frozen sweets by the end of the decade - the demographics demand it.

But the real surprise is in the full service section. Casual Asian is number one? Over bar and grill? Which itself wouldn't strike us as necessarily the most popular category. Maybe some of the issue is how these categories are assigned. We've spent a lot of time thinking about this issue since it's our job (my job, even) to determine a cuisine for all the restaurants we put on P.F. Chang's! Why would Mexican restaurants be divided between the full and quick service sections, but not the Chinese restaurants? Sloppy and lazy statisticians, what's why.

Now that we've glanced at the national picture, what does it look like in Chicago? Well, our database is biased and our labeling subjective, but who are we to complain? So, of the 2938 restaurants currently in our database, here are our rankings:

1) Sandwiches (490)
2) American Traditional (449)
3) Italian (373)
4) Mexican (349)
5) Pizza (320)
6) Chinese (254)
7) Bar Food (236)

Maybe if you massaged the data, you could get the same order as the NPD people! But anyway, this order makes way more sense to us, and will continue to do so until someone explains what goes on at "restaurants," ostensibly the nation's 7th most common type of restaurant.

[Photo: Pizza sector sports the most units, NRN]

Opening: La Poupee

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Hey, another little cafe in Wrigleyville opened around six weeks ago, and how could you have too many? But don't get all huffy about it. They sell a zillion different paninis and wraps, which is totally late 90s/early 00s (remember, it's late 00s now), but at least they're cheap (all under $6) and nominally upscale (ingredients include portobello mushrooms, prosciutto, and horseradish mayo, which are at least a step above mall food court). If pressed (a reference to the paninis!), we'd probably get the cilantro beef wrap with sliced roast beef, cheddar and mozzarella cheeses, black olives and cilantro with chipotle dressing for $5.75. Or, since this is a coffee place, a triple espresso con panna for $1.95. Anyway, who knows? Maybe it's good. We certainly wish any non-chain the best of luck with grabbing a foothold or four in the neighborhood.

La Poupee [MenuPages]
La Poupee [Official Site]

[Photo: those legs seemed destined for a wrap sandwich, non? La Poupee (The Doll), Hans Bellmer, 1935]

Blog Reviews: Week Of Charlie Trotter's 20th Birthday (Next Year, Legal!)

Chicago's intrepid food bloggers were all over the damn place last week, in alphabetical order by restaurant (many of which are followed by clichéd adjectives!)

charlie trotters.jpg • Apparently, Argo Tea, which is sprouting up all over the place, actually has pretty good mixed drinks. Mixed tea drinks, that is, like the chocolate mint [Chicago Foodies]

• New "rustic-industrial" gastropub-esque hangout Bluebird Bistro and Winebar in Wicker Park tasty and understated enough to become a neighborhood hotspot [Chicagoist]

• Hey, wanna go out drinking with your new baby? Family-friendly Goose Island Brew Pub has a notable kids menu and all the eponymous beer you see fit to drink. Food's gone a bit downhill though, maybe [Chicagoist]

• Nice service and striking decor make Niu Japanese Fusion Lounge a reasonable stop for a River East lunch - provided you don't order the mango chicken [The Stew]

• Good news freight train a.k.a Shikago races through town, garnering ecstatic praise [Food Chain]

[Photo: a sign that we could use a graphic designer, Charlie Trotter's and Frank the Tank]

FYI: Falling Back On Old Patterns

• Meatpacking, immigration, our towns [Tribune]
• Which British food tribe can call you a member? [Guardian]
• The Epcot dining story now has chapters on sushi & tequila [Tribune]
• More gov't money for organic regulation! [NYTimes]
• Australians duped by extremely expensive "superjuices" [ABCNews]

August 17, 2007

EVOO Chronicles

We saw this YouTube on how to taste olive oil, and it's instructive and colorful:


The bit at the end, "don't forget that the label has to say 'product of Italy.' If not, you might not know what you're getting," had especial resonance for us because we just finished reading the article in last week's New Yorker about olive oil fraud. Basically, most "Italian olive oil" is either not Italian or not olive oil. Oh well! Have a good weekend anyway.

How to Taste Extra Virgin Olive Oil [academiabarilla/YouTube]
Slippery Business [New Yorker]

Elsewhere In The Menuniverse: Off The Beat, But Hard To Beat

By which we mean, these posts on our siblings blogs may not have so much to do about the dining scenes in their respective cities, but without these asides, it would be boring for us and boring for you. For example:

MP:Boston has a screed about celebrity chefs, asking alliteratively, "inspirational and informative or insipid and inane?"

MP:SF writes about a topic close to home - the proliferation of food blogs. Timeline: "there can't be too many food blogs" --> MP blogs launch --> "no more new food blogs!" Just kidding. Also, a coffee movie is coming, but the West Coast got it first.

MP:Philly has a photo of the latest poultry fashions, which begs the question - is it immoral for chickens to wear leather?

MP:SoFla has been doggedly covering the bizarre case of a cannibal murderer (no, not redundant. You could cut off a toe or something and everybody walks away with their dignity intact. Well, limps, at least) who just got a letter from PETA asking him to give up meat. Who in this case doesn't end up looking stupid?

Opening: Jazz It Cafe

Jazz It Cafe has been open for two years, but around a month ago, it MySpaced itself and is all hip and vegan and WiFi now. And worthy of attention! Take a look at this oreo milkshake ($4 sm / $4.50 lg):

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The kicker? You can get it vegan, too ($5 sm / $5.50 lg)! Because of something like this, we imagine. But they also have savory food, like this Mediterranean Veggie Burger with tomato, onion, lettuce, tahini and hummus ($6.95):

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With pictures, the stuff practically sells itself! Anyway, there aren't a hell of a lot of other vegan cafes in the area, and certainly none with WiFi. Maybe this can be your new applying-to-graduate-school hangout?

Jazz It Cafe [MenuPages]
Jazz It Cafe [Official Site]

[Photos: from their MySpace page]

Reheating The Reader: Sepia, Shikago, OTOM

We have a penchant for reviews of hot new restaurants, especially when we have all of the appropriate menus. Today, the Reader heads to Sepia (fabulous), Shikago (fabulous), and OTOM (less so). We've seen reviews for all of these restaurants before, so we'll be brief.

At Sepia, Anne Spiselman found the food to be simple, innovative and delicious, with a sophisticated atmosphere and well above average service. At Shikago, David Hammond was "rendered breathless" by the cuisine, especially the pan-Asian seafood dishes, and found the "Zen-like" setting to be soothing. At OTOM, Mike Sula finds the upscale comfort food conceit boring, and the food at turns unimaginative and unspectacular, but the dessert was pretty tasty and the service, excellent. Maybe there's hope for a turnaround? We certainly hope so, because we did that whole mystery feature on OTOM a while back and we don't want it to have been in vain (i.e. for a crappy restaurant). Oh well, whatever!

The Contender Around the Corner, Fantastic Fusion, and Moto's Little Sister [Reader]
Sepia [MenuPages]
Sepia [Official Site]
Shikago [MenuPages]
Shikago [Official Site]
OTOM [MenuPages]
OTOM [Official Site]

FYI: Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?

• CPS organic food program falling apart [Tribune]
• India wants to ban junk food in schools [Forbes]
• Gov't gives provisional OK to Whole Foods merger! [Tribune]
• Cancer panel sort of says food subsidies cause cancer [Reuters]
• Mario Batali summers a bit too close for comfort [NYTimes]

August 16, 2007

Note From England: People Stuck In Restaurant Ruts

We read this lovely piece in the Guardian about Britons who've been eating at the same restaurant (in two of three cases, the same meal!) for decades.

Mary and Lee Humphrey have been dining at an Eastbourne McDonald's since 1990, and say, "it's just nonsense about McDonald's not being healthy," and go on to say that "they're always going to criticise McDonald's and I don't understand why - it is one of the cleanest places you'll ever go to and we just love it." The Humphrey's are 84, and God bless 'em.

Stephen and Helen Best are the least pathetic and the most charming of the set. They eat at a nice French restaurant in Manchester, where at least they vary their meal from week to week. It's expensive, but the poor guy has a medical condition which prevents him from flying, "so going to the French is a way of getting some great world cuisine without leaving the city." Pity that the place is called The French, and nothing something more colorful.

Tim Wilson, who's been eating at the Kashmir in Bradford for three decades, where he's consumed upwards of three thousand orders of tikka masala. Granted, it's a delicious dish, but maybe there's something slightly off about this guy. He reports that he's tried other things on the menu like "chicken tikka off the bone with chips" (so profoundly different!) but always goes back to his first (and possibly only) love, tikka masala.

Anyone have a restaurant they've been going to week in, week out for years?

The regulars [Guardian Unlimited]

Teasing TOC: Between, Sepia, Su-Ra

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Unlike the Tribune, TOC's on the home front today with reviews for some hot new restaurants (n.b. the TOC links are in the bullet points. We love it!)

Between Cafe & Lounge: David Tamarkin didn't always know what to think of the weird flavor combinations he was served here, but he definitely sounded more intrigued than put off by things like the Avocado Chocolate Napoleon (creamy avocado mousse, chocolate ganache, cashew, $6). The savory was a bit more accessible and a bit more enjoyable.

Sepia: Heather Shouse is completely blown away by the level of service here, so much so that her deep appreciation for the simple but impeccably prepared food is almost muted by comparison. Sepia seems like the best new restaurant of the summer, so far.

Su-Ra: Chef-about-town Paul Choi, whose resume includes such disparate establishments as Jack's on Halsted, Tizi Melloul, and the defunct-but-missed Trio, just opened this Korean restaurant that is not Sura! How's it different from other Korean restaurant in town? For starters, both the tomatoes and pork are heirloom

Also good? A coffee candy bar that's been hiding in Canada for a while and is now finally available for American consumption. Like we said about those sommeliers, what took them so long?

[Photo: There was a petition! http://coffeecrisp.org/]

Tacking On The Tribune: Suburbia & Wine

First, an apology: last week, we were all up in arms over errors we were getting trying to access Tribune articles. Turns out the issue was on our end (more or less), and now everything is working fine. We hope we didn't ruffle any feathers!

master sommelier.gif Moving right along, much of today's section is devoted to suburban restaurants, which are blessedly off our beat. TABLEHOPPING had a review of Tavern at the Park, but the very same appeared in The Stew some days ago, and we already dealt with it in the Blog Review roundup.

Which leaves us with...Bill Daley! First, he has a column on the confusing new wine shipment law that changes the ways in which Illinois consumers can buy wine directly from in- and out-of-state producers. It seems like the law helps small Illinois producers and hurts the large ones. Since the large ones have more political clout, they're gearing up for a fight.

And in even localer wine news, Daley reports that five local winos passed the Court of Master Sommeliers advanced exam, including Chad Ellegood of TRU, Amy Lewis of Smith & Wollensky, and Douglas Marello of the Spring restaurant group (Spring, Custom House, and Green Zebra). Which raises the question - what took them so long?

[Photo: Master Sommeliers logo]

New: Niu

No, it's not Northern Illinois University - closer to its antithesis, rather. From the ashes of Max & Benny's rises Niu, a self-described "Japanese Fusion Lounge," serving a variety of (semi-)traditional and fancified maki, and a few entrees.

niu.jpg It's probably a hipper alternative to the nearby Kamehachi, what with its minimalist decor and its "Sexy Mexican" roll (shrimp, spicy crab, and jalapeno, topped with avocado), but not by much. The most interesting stuff on the menu, as far as we're concerned, is the cold and warm plates on the "fusion" half of the menu. Here, you can try a Honeymoon Shooter (oyster, quail egg, uni, ikura, and caviar topped with gold flakes for $11), or Shisito peppers (scallops and crabs stuffed in fried jalapeno peppers for $10). We're wary of any sushi place that feels the need to offer Pad Thai ($12 for tofu or chicken and $13 for shrimp), but we suppose it's a touristy area. Anyway, that shooter gives them a reprieve from total humdrumness - Metromix recommends giving it a whirl if you find yourself at AMC River East, and that seems like a reasonable course of action.

Niu [MenuPages]

[Photo: NIU, in the fall]

FYI: Intuitive Realizations

• CARE snubs U.S. funding over food aid policies [NYTimes]
• Mexican food imports rejected at higher rate than Chinese [Houston Chronicle]
• Pregnant women chemically pass their eating habits to their kids [UPI]
• LTHForum Great Neighborhood Restaurant nominations open! [Chicagoist]
• Blue corn better than white corn [TheRecord]

August 15, 2007

Shortening The Sun-Times: Trottermania!

We read today's Sun-Times food section, and all that's sticking is the 20th anniversary of Charlie Trotter's, and the start of fig season. But those things are superimportant, so it's enough.

twizzlers.gif Yes, the 20th anniversary of Charlie Trotter's! The restaurant opened in "not yet gentrified" Lincoln Park back on August 17, 1987, and has never looked back. Trotter is throwing several celebratory benefit dinners, with the $1,500 and $5,500-a-head fees going to various charities. Also, Charlie is a professed licorice addict, saying "There'll be times when I'm starving for something in the middle of the night and I'll eat licorice. And not just high-quality, European licorice but those Twizzler things. ... You eat like 15 of them and then you're like, 'What did I just do?'" Ah, we know that same feelings of disbelief and remorse all too well.

As for the figs, Lisa Donovan reports that back in the B.C.T. era (before Charlie Trotter's, obviously), people in America didn't really know from figs. These days, figs are everywhere you look, from high end groceries to ethnic stores. Figs are especially important in Middle Eastern desserts, and you'll find fig-based confections right along side baklava in your favorite sweets outlet.

[Photo: Charlie Trotter's deep dark secret]

New On MenuPages: Fishpond

Why is this notable? Mostly because of David Hammond's Filipino restaurant roundup in last week's Reader. Also, we can't resist an obscure seafood buffet. Fishpond's buffet, an entirely reasonable $9.95, is offered four days a week: Saturday and Sunday for brunch (11:30am-3pm), and Wednesday and Friday for dinner (6pm-9pm). Both include fourteen "popular Filipino dishes" and four kinds of dessert.

What else might you find at this Uptown spot? Well, there are sixteen dishes on the seafood menu, including Bangus (broiled or fried milkfish with tomato, onion and ginger stuffing for $15.95), Adobong Pusit (squid cooked in vinegar, garlic and soy sauce for $10.95) and Sinigang Na Hipon (tamarind flavored prawns or shrimp soup with vegetables for $11.95). Okay, we picked those as much for their fun-to-pronounce names as their ingredients - we really aren't all that experienced with Filipino food beyond, say, the noodle dish called pancit. Which they have, in three varieties, each $8.95. There are plenty of meat entrees (pork, beef and chicken are heavy represented), but not much in the way of vegetarian dishes. So if you can't appreciate Lechon Kawale (deep fried pork with liver sauce, $9.95), maybe you should take a pass on this place.

One more thing, for Uptown locals: starting at 8am, Fishpond serves a $4.95 breakfast of tapsilog (dried beef, pickled papaya, fried egg and rice), longsilog (chorizo with those accompaniments), tosilog (substitute cured meat), and dasilog (milkfish). This is better for life than an Egg McMuffin!

Fishpond [MenuPages]
Filipino Home Cooking [Reader]

More Secrets Revealed: Wednesday Not Actually The New Friday

We got a promotional email from Bennigan's this morning, which has three locations within the Chicago city limits. They wished to inform us that on Wednesdays, their burgers sell for $3.99 (as opposed to the normal $7.49) under the tag line, "Wednesday is the new Friday," because, "why save your party for the weekend?"

We were largely disinterested as we scrolled down the advertisement, until we got to the bottom:

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Haha, damn straight there's "been an error" - Wednesday is absolutely not the new Friday. Wednesday, like most days of the week, is a vortex of existential misery, and no crappy hamburger is going to ameliorate that. But at least Bennigan's is sorry about it.

Bennigan's [MenuPages]
Bennigan's Grill & Tavern [Official Site]

FYI: Secrets Revealed

• Be patriotic and eat buffalo [NYTimes]
• The French aiment 'Ratatouille' [Tribune]
• FTC blows lid off Whole Foods world domination scheme [Tribune]
• What do your office food choices say about you? [TheStreet]
• UNFAO: let's actually think about the impact of biofuels [FT]

August 14, 2007

Viewing Pleasure: Spaghetti Arrabiata @ Adesso

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This bowl of spaghetti Arrabiata (spicy tomato sauce with kalamata olives, garlic, capers and anchovies) is $11 at Adesso, and lends credence to the notion that simplest is best. This is not a high-art creation or anything, but instead, the basic flavors that make Mediterranean food so enjoyable, served freshly. We know it's not "classico" or whatever to grate that much cheese on a pasta, but who can blame them? When we're in Italy, we won't press for extra cheese, but in Chicago, we do what tastes good. And in the summer, this is exactly what tastes good. Mangia!

Adesso [MenuPages]
Adesso [Official Site]

[Photo: Zesmerelda/flickr]

Best Of MenuPages Reviews: Ben Pao Vs. Ben Pao

We may not do reviews at MenuPages, but our legions of users are all over that. Here are two of interest.

There's nothing we like better than an utter, intractable disagreement. Especially one that we can capitalize for the purposes of filing blog posts. To whit, we noticed that a pair of seemingly contradictory reviews for Ben Pao, the LEYE Chinese joint in River North were submitted during the past week (it's the temporal proximity makes the whole situation compelling, of course). But as we dig beneath the surface, we realize that the reviews aren't contradictory at all - the aspirant looking up and the snob looking down see basically the same thing, but from polarized perspectives. Let us show you what we mean

The aspirant, "Sabrina," wrote this on 8/9:
Having lived 4 blocks from Chinatown my whole life Ive been to several Chinese Restaurants. Ben Pao is by far the best Chinese restaurant I have ever been too. The food is great the atmosphere is awesome. Above all its extremely clean. Its not located in Chinatown its downtown but its worth the drive.
and the snob, "Dave" responded (well, probably not) on 8/13:
The only dish I've had here that is well prepared is the eggplant with tofu. Everything else I've had is either corrupted by a desire to be 'gourmet' or 'upper crust' without the know-how to execute it or is just poorly done. Carelessly handled. I will not make the trip again. It's a faux-gourmet waste of space, a pretentious but mindless haven for the those who pretend to be adventurous.
Obviously, "Dave" is significantly more cultured and erudite than "Sabrina" (on grammar and word usage alone); Dave hates being patronized by (or patronizing, for that matter), corporate restaurant chains that sap the life out of a cuisine with Americanization and focus-groups and the like, while Sabrina is happy to have food that tastes good in a fancy-seeming restaurant and doesn't have all of Dave's elitist baggage to trip over before she can enjoy her dinner. Would Dave like this food more if he was eating it in a God-foresaken strip mall restaurant in a crappy suburb, served by indifferent waiters? It would be easy to say yes, but probably not at the prices that Ben Pao charges. Dave and Sabrina have different understandings of what constitutes value in a meal. Clearly, BP is not the place for the Daves of the world, but the Sabrinas are likely to have a fine time. You know who you are. This is why we don't copy edit the reviews - so much of the content is in the style.

Or maybe we've read way too much into this?

Ben Pao [MenuPages]
Ben Pao [Official Site]

Blog Reviews: Week Of Media Mergers (e.g., The Trib Delivering The Sun-Times)

Chicago's intrepid food bloggers were all over the damn place last week, in alphabetical order by restaurant

• The high-end Mexican at Mundial Cocina Mestiza ranks with the best of the city, and is conveniently located in Pilsen [Chicagoist]

• Self-described also-ran Plan B turns out to be tacky and underwhelming. What's Plan C? [Drive-Thru]

• When you're out and about on west Bryn Mawr, consider popping into So Gong Dong Tofu House for some hot and spicy tofu vegetable soup [Drive-Thru]

• No one has better vegetarian soul food in Chicago than Soul Vegetarian East; they serve brunch, too [Drive-Thru]

• People are really opening up to the new Southern cuisine at TABLE fifty-two, especially those goat cheese biscuits [Chicago Foodies]

• $150 Tiffany-fied cocktails aside, Tavern at the Park does a solid job feeding solid Millennium Park visitors with solid food [The Stew]

Opening: Cafe Orchid

It turns out that the map of Turkish restaurants in Chicago we made two weeks ago for our Nazarlik post was obsolete the moment it hit the 'net, and isn't that always the way things go? A post in the Food Chain the very next day alerted us to the existence of Cafe Orchid, a different Turkish restaurant that opened at virtually the same moment as Nazarlik, and in virtually the same location (a mile apart in Wrigleyville). But the restaurants are conceptually different. Nazarlik is a family affair with a small menu, while Cafe Orchid is more of a full-service dealy with delivery and that all-important BYO policy.

Its menu is huge, with several dozen items for lunch, and even more for dinner. There are eleven different kabobs on offer, mostly different permutations of chicken, beef and lamb. Earthy stuff like fried liver (with diced potatoes and served with onion salad and lemon for $5.95), sardines (a filet wrapped in fresh grape leaves marinated with olive oil, garlic, grilled and served with lemon and cocktail sauce for $6.95), and lamb shank (baked with potatoes, carrots, and cabbage served with rice or bulgur for $12.95) abounds, and there's plenty for the vegetarian: seven entrees, including a baked eggplant stuffed with tomatoes, onion, green and red bell peppers, parsley, dill, garlic olive oil and pine nut, topped with mozzarella cheese served with bulgur for $11.95.

At any rate, while there may be a lot of Turkish restaurants in the neighborhood, only two in the whole city deliver - Orchid and Cousin's. Competition breeds quality!

Cafe Orchid [MenuPages]
Cafe Orchid [Official Site]

FYI: Helping Kids Help Themselves

• It is possible to teach good dietary habits to kids...in Finland [Tribune]
• Junk food nixed on Discovery Kids channel [Post I.T./Wapo]
• More hoof-and-mouthiness out of Britain [NYTimes]
• Food spoilage sensor technology rapidly improving [ScienceDaily]
• "Mayogarita" exactly what it sounds like, only in Japan [NZ Herald]

August 13, 2007

Wasn't Grocery Shopping Already Amusing Enough?



We bet you'd bother to visit the new Whole Foods if it had one of those installed. But what an ass-backwards idea, right?

[YouTube: Roller Coaster Shopping]

Ask MenuPages: Where Can I Feed My Vegan Visitor?

A friend of ours is moving to Chicago and looking for an apartment on the far North Side, and wanted to know where she could take a vegan friend out to dinner. We will paraphrase her request:

"I wanted to know where I could take a vegan friend out to dinner."

Lovely. Actually, that's not fair. She's quite witty, and also should be pitied as her hunt is going poorly: "I'm trying to stay strong, but Craigslist-driven apartment hunting can be a demoralizing experience. Yesterday I spoke on the phone with a potential roommate who turned out to be 19, but assured me that she's 'very mature' because she has 'been through some stuff', and 'has a fake ID that says she's 23, and no one ever thinks it's fake'. Argh."

That was a real quote (you chuckled?). But at any rate, the vegan.

Green Zebra: probably Chicago's most expensive vegan-friendly restaurant and certainly the only one where you can get an entire tasting menu devoted to your dietary restriction. If there is to be a splurge, this would be the place at which to do it.

Lake Side Cafe: up in Rogers Park (convenient), you'll find this laid-back, spiritual-friendly (shrug) spot that serves a vegan Polish Sausage. Authentic!

Cousin's Incredible Vitality: because you should not be limited to American food, or cooked food for that matter, here's a Turkish raw restaurant for your inspection. It's buffet-style, but warning - they seem really into themselves.

Chicago Diner: classic vegetarian diner. Great middle-of-the-road choice.

Arya Bhavan: no one does vegan like the South Indians. Thali your heart out.

Karyn's Raw Vegan Gourmet: one more raw spot for you. A sample entree: pasta primavera covered with a creamy macademia pine nuts-based sauce melange with shiitake mushrooms, English zucchini, seasoned pine Nuts, and teardrop tomato for $22. Sounds yummy, but isn't "sauce melange" a tad redundant? We think so.

Oh, one more thing. The Tribune had a piece a few weeks ago on meatless substitutes for classic Chicago food items, if that's your visitor's thing.

Alright, friend, the best of luck to you in your housing search; we hope we've at least made your vegan food search a little easier.

Opening: La Pomme Rouge

As you well know, La Pomme Rouge opened some time ago, long enough for a Reader review of it to come out in late July. la pomme rouge.jpg In the review, Anne Spiselman reports on the foie gras torchons that were being passed around. Sure enough, they're smack dab on the menu, served with french green lentil, red onion preserve, sauterne gelée, and house-made brioche for $17. Rarely is casual disregard for the law so unctuously delicious. There's a whole slew of $10-$20 little nibbles aside from the FG, from a Hawaiian ceviche with Pacific ono, white mushrooms, beauty heart radish, shaved raw fennel and sesame crackers ($15) to a seared lamb loin with braised lamb neck crêpe, English pea puree and cumin-glazed carrots ($24, but everything else is under $20), and a namesake apple salad with poached and raw apples (a good retronym), quartered confit artichokes, arugula, candied walnut, brie panini and cider vinaigrette ($13). Oh yes, and full caviar service, your choice Iranian Osetra or Sevruga. If you don't feel like spending hundreds of dollars but still want your roe fix, LPR graciously offers a Caviar Napolean on a house-made English muffin with soft scrambled farm eggs, potato-bacon foam and caviar for $14.

Since this is a late night lounge, perhaps you'd like a drink. LPR offers a wide variety of wines and spirits by the glass or bottle ($40 will buy you a glass of Johnny Walker Blue or Patron Grand Platinum), and some cleverly named martinis. Our favorite is the Poire Me, for which the accompanying lit states: Drown your sorrows with Grey Goose la Poire vodka chaken with Navan vanilla liquor, garnished with shaved vanilla bean. We like any drink designed to commiserate with you. And you'll need commiseration if you show up on a Friday without an invitation: it's private party-only. But that's what makes it hip, isn't it?

La Pomme Rouge [MenuPages]
La Pomme Rouge [Official Site]
Three Luxe Lounges [Reader]

[Photo: the logo, La Pomme Rouge]

New Whole Foods Wants More Of Your Time, Money

The new South Loop Whole Foods opened a few days ago in a strip mall at 1100 S Canal. Being west of the river and the tracks, this location does not really qualify as the South Loop, but who's counting? Every new WF comes with a ton of amenity experiments - in this case, an in-house meat smoker, a wine-by-the-glass dispenser, LEED certification (Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design; is this like ISO-9007?), and...according to Reuters, a Friday night dinner where participants get together with an in-house chef, walk the aisles choosing and picking up ingredients, cooking them up together and eating the results. Apparently, WF has already implemented this scheme in Milwaukee and St. Louis, where the dinners run $60 and $65, respectively.

We have to admit that, if you can get over the creepy, soulless, corporate chain element to it, the dinner sounds like a lot of fun, kid-in-a-candy-store style. But how are you going to get the surely high-strung and entitled participants to agree on what to make? We are looking forward to the headline: "Heated debate over arugula vs. frisee ends in bloodbath at Whole Foods." Also, sinisterly, WF plans to get involved with the Maxwell Street Market. Hmm...organic huitlacoche? We will be following this one closely.

Latest Whole Foods Market more like a restaurant [Reuters Blogs]
South Loop Whole Foods [Official Site]

FYI: The Best Of Intentions

• Kim Jong-Il utters a single word of truth [Economic Times]
• Cage-free eggs are the new organic milk [NYTimes]
• Corn-based ethanol ramp-up probably bad for env. [Salon]
• Attn. old people: a beneficial food quiz from AARP [Orlando Sentinel]
• China's high-tech agr. techniques inaccesible to its farmers [StarTribune]

August 10, 2007

Refrying The Reader: Filipino Food

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This week's Reader has a highly informative article about Filipino cuisine in Chicagoland by David Hammond, listing no fewer than seven restaurants where you can sample the stuff. Apparently, no restaurant kitchen does it quite as well as Mom, but we take what we can get. Basically, expect a lot of meat in SEAsiany/Spanish sauces, without too many vegetables. The above picture is instructive.

And enjoy your weekend!

[Photo: Flipped Out/flickr]

Tardying The Tribune: Boka, Jerry's, TABLE fifty-two, OTOM

First of all, the articles still aren't working in Firefox. We don't know if it's the same for you, Tribune, but 48% of the visitors to MP:Chicago don't use IE, so this is worth fixing.

mcgriddle.jpg Okay. Breakfast. Phil Vettel loves the Egg McMuffin and hates the McGriddle. Either way, portable breakfast is here to stay. Ideally not from McD, but with their new 4am hours, how can you avoid them? Pretty easily; we've never had either product, even though partisans have insisted we try the McGriddle. Given where we fall on the savory-sweet continuum, we think we'd like the McMuffin better.

Everything else is reviews:

Boka has some of the best nuovo italiano cuisine in the city, periodo.
Jerry's is serving the same sandwiches in a swanky new environment. But it's nice! Also, KPang has the most vivid food simile of the day, comparing drinking their Persian lemonade to "sipping day-spa bathwater."
TABLE fifty-two & OTOM: all caps edition, of TABLEHOPPING, we guess. TABLE, Oprah's chef's place, is serving delicious, high-end country food, while OTOM, from the people who brought you MOTO, is not quite living up to the reputation of its sibling with its lackluster haute comfort food.

[Photo: an unappealing-looking McGriddle, Morton Fox/flickr]

Opening: Shikago

As promised, here's Shikago. There's quite a bit going on, with a dinner menu, a bar menu, and a very extensive lunchtime To Go menu. Let's start there:

It may be that Shikago's biggest contribution to the Loop dining scene is during lunch. This is not to underplay the dinner, which David Tamarkin thought was excellent, but where else downtown can you get a Korean-style short rib sandwich with kimchee ($7.49), pho ($3.89/$4.89), samosa ($2.50), Thai beef salad ($7.45), and unagi maki ($6.95), all from the same high-quality location? Yes, and they have bento boxes available, too. These are not the cheapest prices we've ever seen for these items, but you also don't work on Argyle Street. Can dream, though.

Let's say you're staying for the weekend in the W Hotel and amble downstairs for dinner. What do Kevin and Alan Shikami (yes! That's why it's called Shikago!) have in store for you? For starters, the starters: of the thirteen on the menu, five are available as half-sized tasting portions. We think this is great, because it enables so much more sampling without the additional effort confusion of a small-bites menu or the like. Participating appetizers include duck soba noodles with confit, grilled breast, shitake, scallion, tomato, spinach, sesame and ginger ($9 tasting, $15 full) and a Vietnamese spring roll with bulgogi marinated grass fed red angus ribeye, green and sweet papaya, mixed greens, siracha, garnished with zucchini namul ($5 tasting, $9 full).

Do those prices seem reasonable? Yeah, and it continues through the mains. Nothing is over $18, which surprised us. The two most expensive entrees (one of which we mentioned yesterday) are a Shaking Beef Tenderloin with hoisin, ginger, chili, soy, carrot, bok choy, sesame, herbs and scallion potato pancake and a Roasted Monk Fish with mushrooms, roasted red potatoes, spinach, sesame, scallion and toasted almonds. Asian, but not exclusively Asian. On the lower end of the scale, a warm Chinese roasted pork salad in sesame vinaigrette with mixed greens, spicy peanuts, tomato, orange, Chinese broccoli and cucumber for $13 sounds like a bargain.

Mr. Tamarkin was especially enamored with pastry chef Catherine Miller's desserts, like the yummy-sounding coconut soup with toasted almond financier, watermelon ice, yuzu curd and yogurt creme glace ($8).

Between all this stuff and a decent maki menu, everyone's sure to find something they like, even if not the name of the restaurant.

Shikago [TOC]
Shikago [MenuPages]
Shikago [Official Site]

FYI: In Other News...

• Kevin Pang hot dogs his way onto the front page [Tribune]
• Cosi crapping out; no tears shed [Tribune]
• Is there anything leptin doesn't do? [ScienceDaily]
• Those nasty YouTube brats should be jailed forever [Fox News]
• Ramen conquers space; civilization at its apex [asahi]

August 09, 2007

Technical Difficultying The Tribune: -------

We don't blame them because our internet went out today, twice. We'll catch up with their stuff in the morning (seems to be about quickie breakfast, and more on Jerry's).

But then we just discovered...everything works fine on Internet Explorer! Our reaction?

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So we'll just do it tomorrow, as planned.

Moving along from cats to dogs, Travel + Leisure had a Chicago wiener roundup yesterday, but nothing you didn't already know.

Chicago's hottest dogs [CNN/Travel + Leisure]

[Photo: obviously, unfortunately, we did this ourselves, but the cat's from GraniteGrok]

Touting The TOC: Shikago, Jerry's, Piccolo

Shikago, the new venture from Kevin and Alan Shikami (yes, that Kevin), is the subject of the main review in this week's TOC. shikago awning.jpg David Tamarkin immediately jumps all over the name, which, strangely, doesn't bother us at all. The name, not Tamarkin's reaction. Tell the truth, the reaction didn't bother us either. But they (the Shikami bros.) like to do eponymous things, and it's a pun, so what's the objection?

Anyway, delicious, playful, Asian/fusion-type dishes abound here, like roasted monk fish with mushrooms, roasted red potatoes, spinach, sesame, scallion and toasted almonds for $18. See, it's not all so Asian, but there's also spring rolls and a sushi bar. No one's complaing. (p.s. menu drops tomorrow!)

Also, Heather Shouse hits the new Jerry's, which has a fancé bar where you can order horchata martinis. But/and the sandwiches are the same as always. (Heather also loves the gelato at Piccolo, especially the "ridiculously rich" peanut butter.)

In non-review news:
Watermelon nice and salty at DeLaCosta
Where are thou, decent frozen drinks?
$20 buckets of live worms!

[Photo: Shikago's awning, Charles D/flickr]

Opening: Il Fiasco

Okay, fine, Il Fiasco did not just open. In fact, it's been open since Friday the 13th of last month! But they finally deigned to send us their menu, and since you can't find it anywhere else, we decided to make a go of it anyway.

fiasco.jpg The casual Andersonville Italian has gotten fairly good reviews on the blogoboards (except one), which basically find a friendly, neighborhood spot with great prices. How great? Let's take a look:

It's true! Only a single one of the eight pastas is over $10, and that's a linguine with shrimp, scallops, calamari, cherry tomatoes and white wine for $14. We wouldn't want to pay less for so much seafood. But clever things like jalapeno gnocchi with asparagus, peas and roasted red pepper puree and cavatappi with chicken, mushrooms and sundried tomato-cream sauce are both $10. We don't often see beef carpaccio for under $10, but here it is, with arugula, parmesan, garlic and mustard mayo, for $9. A chilled tomato, red pepper and cucumber soup is a mere $4! Even the Neapolitan 12" pizzas are only around $10 each, although one review said "no Spacca Napoli." Man, everyone's a critic!

The more substantial dishes have more substantial prices to go along with them, but not by much. A crispy duck confit with poached plums and sauteed french beans with lemon zest and toasted almonds is $15, and sauteed scallops with lentils, lemon-chive butter and crispy scallop rings are $17. Kudos to them for not making it $16.95, which would be trashy.

Anyway, come for the prices, stay for the tasty, inventive - if not world-changing - food.

Il Fiasco [MenuPages]
Il Fiasco [Official Site]

[Photo: a fiasco (what did you think it meant?), Toscana Golf

Imbibing: A Green Music Experience @ Uncommon Ground

If we recall correctly, The Green Room is the first free "eco-mixer" we've had the pleasure of informing you about. On the second Thursday of every month (which is tonight already!), green martini.jpg Uncommon Ground sponsors this event, a confluence of acoustic music, farm-fresh passed appetizers, and environmental awareness. This month, The Green Room is sponsored by Sustain USA, which "encourages sustainable economic development that creates jobs and revitalizes communities in an environmentally sound manner." Now how can you vote against that? The thing starts at 7pm, and the live music at 8pm. How live? "Intelligent power pop" and "soulful pop rock" live, genres to be explored by Phil Angotti and The Idea and Julie Frost, respectively.

But the best part is the evening's featured cocktail. It's not free, but check it out: the TREEtini, made with organic vodka, comes with the promise that for each one ordered, Uncommon Ground and Live It Green LLC will plant a tree. So when you're passed out face down in the gutter, take solace in the fact that a dozen years from now, your indiscretions will be cleansing the Earth's atmosphere of carbon dioxide. This could work in other industries, too. Imagine if, for every Hummer you bought, GM planted a million trees! And gave you a cocktail!

Uncommon Ground [MenuPages]
Uncommon Ground [Official Site]

[Photo: a green martini, #1 Glow Store]

p.s. We were having some technical difficulties, which accounts for the lag. Everything's fine now! (For now...)

FYI: And We Step Boldly, Blindly Into The Future

• Steak is the new salad on first dates [NYTimes]
• Corn-based ethanol guys drunk on Kool-Aid [Star Tribune]
• Kroger buying into this whole "organic" thing [CNN]
• Disgusting Ind. State Fair food now trans-free [Forbes]
• Protesters outside of Mysore Woodlands a bit misguided [Tribune]

August 08, 2007

Viewing Pleasure: Mac & Cheese @ Karyn's Cooked

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So this side of mac and cheese is $4 at Karyn's Cooked at Wells and Superior...but even at that price, we'd expect it to look appealing. It's possible that the lighting was really poor, but Zesmerelda's photographs are usually pretty accurate. Maybe the lesson is, if you're vegan, mac and cheese is just not a dish you should be fighting for. It ought to be about the enveloping creaminess, and from the looks of this picture, that phenomenon is in short supply. Oh well. Now that you've seen it, you don't have to order it. And the world is ever so slightly better off.

Karyn's Cooked [MenuPages]
Karyn's Cooked [Official Site]

[Photo: Zesmerelda/flickr]

Imbibing: Bagz/Cornhole @ Park Grill

Now that Tavern at the Park is open for business, Park Grill realized it had to step its game up a little. Their strategy? Bagz.

cornhole.jpg Stop snickering. Apparently, it's a game that involves throwing bean bags into boxes with holes in them. STOP SNICKERING. It's also known as cornhole, and it has its very own association. Alright, you can snicker again.

Um, okay. The tournament (really) is on August 28th, has a $20 entry fee per team (two people), and the grand prize winners get a Budweiser-sponsored party (great) at the Grill and a trolley ride to Wrigley Field for a Cubs game (not bad).

The best part is when the press release says, "Sign up today to participate in Chicago’s hottest new trend hitting all the neighborhoods." Ahhh! Tell us that isn't true. Why is this hot, new, or a trend? We're trying to imagine anyone playing this game outside of a 3rd grade gym class, and all we can think of is bocce for some reason. Now at least bocce is respectable, involves strategy, has roots in the Classical world...and does not offend our sensibilities like the word "cornhole."

All that said, people like to drink crappy beer and throw things, so this is likely to be a successful promotion. But must the Grill try to beat the Tavern by stooping so low? Or maybe they just made a gentlemen's agreement to split up the market between the bagz people and the non-bagz people, both of which are plenty large groups.

Park Grill [MenuPages]
Park Grill [Official Site]
Got Bagz? [Blue Plate Chicago]
Tavern at the Park [MenuPages]
Tavern at the Park [Official Site]

[Photo: close-up of an official cornhole t-shirt, ACA]

Opening: Pie

Attention: in Chicago, the value of Pie, formerly 3.14159 or so, is now 26. Dollars, that is, for a 10" version. Which means that the area of the pie is $650...wait, this is getting out of hand. Let's start over.

pie.png There's a new pie place in Chicago called, appropriately enough, Pie. They sell classic pies with high-end ingredients, including blueberry, lemon meringue, apple, coconut cream, and an appealing-sounding peanut butter ("A sweet peanut butter filling in a ginger snap crust topped with chocolate ganache and chopped salted peanuts").

Right, so every pie is $26. That's some nice leveling, because obviously the ingredients for the various pies don't always cost the same amount. Pricing things based on what they cost is vulgar and petty, and we're happy to see this bakery rise above that fray. Blemishing things a bit is the $6 slices they sell, and also the $6 "hand pies" (basically turnovers) that can be ordered in advance for catering-type events. Note that if you're into the hand pie concept, they only come in the fruit flavors.

Oh, if you're reading this from not-in-River North, they'll even hand-deliver the pies to you! We suggest getting them frozen so you can pull them out of the oven and trick your dinner guests into thinking you cared.

Pie [MenuPages]
Pie [Official Site]

[Photo: the logo is hip and minimalist, like the pricing structure]

Sous-Chefing The Sun-Times: Cooking School Edition

So it appears that most of this week's section has been devoted to cooking schools, cook books, and cooking-for-corporate-synergy events. That last one is a sort of Iron Chef thing, where co-workers split into teams and gently compete under the watchful eyes of the in-house chefs. It actually sounds like fun, and certainly beats those stupid team-building obstacle course things where you have to figure out how to forge a river or whatever.

We also liked the piece about a cookbook author whose niche is cloning fast-casual restaurant recipes for home use. Not that we'd ever, in a million years, seek out a way to make Applebee's "Grilled Shrimp 'N Spinach Salad" or the like because we're way too elitist), but we appreciate the populism involved in the effort.

In terms of roundups, there's a very helpful guide to the various cooking courses on offer in Chicagoland, divided by category. These include French, Kosher, sushi, vegan, and so forth.

Meanwhile, if you don't want to learn anything, Denise O'Neal can point you toward a "Wanchai Ferry's Kung Pao Chicken dinner kit," where all that's required of you, the hungry diner, is to add chicken and vegetables. Wait a sec, that's kind of a lot of work! But still joyously skilless.

No-pressure cooking [Sun-Times]
Restaurant recipes no longer top secret [Sun-Times]
2007 cooking school guide [Sun-Times]
Outta the box: Kung Pao Chicken [Sun-Times]

FYI: Science Giveth, Policy Taketh Away

• 1m lbs of Chinese seafood made it to US unscreened [Forbes]
• Hot right now: Midwestern farmland (thanks, ethanol!) [NYTimes]
• Sub-continent food supply ill-prepared for climate change [IHT]
• Feeding diet food to kids habituates them to overeating [BBCNews]
• But the allergens were what made peanuts sinfully delicious! [Food Digital]

August 07, 2007

Who's The Mad Cow Now?

Yup, still us. We don't know why we keep making these errors involving Kevin Pang, but unlike the errors we make involving everyone else, Kevin actually emails us about it. This time, it was about an assumption we made as we cruised through Kevin's write-up of his dinner at TABLE fifty-two. Kevin was describing some "house-pickled green tomatoes slices" that were served to him personally by Chef Smith, and we assumed he was talking about the fried green tomato Napoleon with goat cheese, local greens, apple wood-smoked bacon and olive and sun-dried tomato tapenades. (Looking back, that was pretty stupid.) But no, the tomato actually came out of a little jar, not in the form of a Napoleon. Anyway, we're always more than happy to set the record straight. By the way, Kevin also mentioned that, apparently, Oprah's yet to dine there. Probably off saving young children or something.

Oh, but we did have a reason for the title of this post. This morning, we mentioned the latest hoof and mouth outbreak in Britain. Well, it turns out that the source of the scare is a pair of virology labs! One is government, and the other one is commercial and run by a subsidiary of Merck! There will be hell to pay for this - if nothing else, Britain's annual beef and cattle exports are worth around $200 million, and are not helped by this incident. We smell a BBC movie!

First bite: Art Smith's Table Fifty-Two [The Stew]
TABLE fifty-two [MenuPages]
TABLE fifty-two [Official Site]
‘Strong Probability’ Disease Outbreak Originated in Labs [NYTimes]

Illegal Activities At Alinea? Nope, Move Along Now

Yesterday, we got an email from fearless reader Diana, alerting us not only to the out-of-dateness of our Alinea menu (to be fair, only by a week and a half!), but also, and far more interestingly, that the new "Tour" menu lists "Foie Gras with spicy cinnamon and apple pâte de fruit" as the sixth item from the bottom! We don't even have to tell you why that's incendiary and scintillating; it would insult your worldliness.

So we called them up and spoke to a very nice woman named Julie, who explained that the FG (which is indeed foie and not faux) is not really on the menu, and instead, the listing serves to indicate to guests what form a little freebie from the kitchen might take if the chef deems the diner so worthy. God knows what sort of groveling and davening is required to earn such a bestowal. But for it to be possible for some people to get it, it must be impossible for everyone to get it (lest it be a salable item and not a gift), and even then, it obviously violates the spirit of the ordinance. Then again, so does everyone else, isn't it. And if anyone deserves to do it these days, it's Alinea. Capisce?

Alinea [MenuPages]
Alinea [Official Site]

Best Of MenuPages Reviews: Chocolate

We may not do reviews at MenuPages, but our legions of users are all over that. Here are three of interest.

We had chocolate on the brain today, what with the AP picking up the chocolate/cocoa butter substitution story, and serendipitously enough, three reviewers talked about their positive chocolate experiences this past week. None of the reviews, by the way, are for bakeries. Let us go through them in chronological order:

On 7/31, "Luis" couldn't get enough of his dessert at Roy's:
Roy's serves the best chocolate souffle I have ever had. You have got to try it. The appetizers and entrees are definitely tasty; could use a bit more seasoning though. The place is elegant but not over the top and their outdoor area is beautiful. Have dinner but definitely save room for dessert.
We love getting blown away by a fabulous dessert at the end of an enjoyable meal. It's not hard - sugar has a direct pathway to the brain, and it's pretty obvious why a great dessert sticks in memory more easily than a great appetizer (it's last)

Meanwhile, on 8/3, "Merle" reported the following about Gibson's Steakhouse:
My friend was here from LA and my daughter decided to take me, friend and her sister out to Gibsons for a real lunch treat . chocolate sushi.jpg I must tell you it was such a pleasant afternoon. Our table was perfect and our main waiter, David, was a gem. So cute and funny ! The food (tenderloin sliders-YUM) were delicious!!!! The bread on the table was scrumptious and the steaks melted in your mouth. We shared a delicious hot fudge sundae for dessert. The hot fudge was outstanding. I come from Wisconsin where we specialize in custard ice cream and hot fudge - and I feel that I am an expert on hot fudge. Gibson's was fab !!!! My compliments to the Chef, ambiance of Gibson's and David the waiter.
Before we touch on the fudge, let's just remind ourselves how hot sliders are right now. Okay...reminded! Yes, being from Wisconsin does make you a hot fudge expert, if not a chocolate expert. It also takes an expert to be able to fit a chocolate dessert in following a steak dinner. Maybe she was egged on by David?

We've saved the best for last. Note that every positive chocolate experience happens during dessert. Just a few minutes ago, we got a note from "Anonymous" about Bentonara entitled "We're Regulars," a claim borne out in the review:
This sushi is incredible! My boyfriend eats at Bentonara three to five days a week and I have been twice in one day before. The owners are super friendly, laid back, and helpful. One day I was craving chocolate and as a joke Jesse the owner put Andes chocolates in a sushi roll. We go here very often and would HIGHLY recommend it to sushi lovers!!!
Ah, there's nothing like getting special treatment. This personal relationship between chef and customer definitely trumps the importance of authenticity in sushi. On the other hand, chocolate sushi might very well be the next big thing.

Roy's [MenuPages]
Roy's [Official Site]
Gibson's Steakhouse [MenuPages]
Gibson's Steakhouse [Official Site]
Bentonara [MenuPages]
Bentonara [Official Site]

[Photo: Or maybe Chocolate Sushi was already the next big thing a long time ago]

Opening: TABLE Fifty-Two

So do you think Oprah's going to plug her personal chef Art Smith's new restaurant, TABLE fifty-two, on her show? Because you could imagine the hordes of loyal viewers descending on this homey fine dining spot on (in?) the Gold Coast, booking the place out for months, regardless of whether the food is any good.

Let's hope the publicity stays local, because early reports (Kevin Pang in yesterday's Stew) indicate that Oprah's been eating like a champ. table fifty two.jpg KPang is enamored with the warm goat cheese biscuits baked in mini-cast iron skillets that were brought to his table (not on the menu!), and also thoroughly enjoyed his fried green tomato Napoleon with goat cheese, local greens, apple wood-smoked bacon and olive and sun-dried tomato tapenades ($10.50), Art's buttermilk fried chicken ($18, but normally $12 and normally only on Sundays), a side of three-cheese macaroni ($9), and Art's hummingbird cake (two slices of pineapple, coconut and banana cake with vanilla ice cream, according to Kevin, for $8.50).

Isn't it sort of redundant, in your own restaurant, to use the possessive on your dishes? Obviously the chicken and cake are Art's - they're certainly not Oprah's. But as one delves further into the menu, we start to see that a lot of different people have had a hand in the menu: Sophie has a grilled chicken, Addie Mae has yellow squash, Paula has cheese picks, and the entire Smith family lays claim to a twelve-layer chocolate cake. Mr. Pang asked Mr. Smith what his concept is for the restaurant's Sunday Suppers, and Smith replied, "home." Given the naming conventions of the dishes, we think we understand.

TABLE fifty-two [MenuPages]
TABLE fifty-two [Official Site]
First bite: Art Smith's Table Fifty-Two [The Stew]

[Photo: some deviled eggs, apparently an amuse bouche, TABLE fifty-two]

FYI: Can Labeling Be Used For Good Instead Of Evil?

• Only 1/4 of young children aren't brainwashed [CNN]
• McD sells Boston Market; maybe bad packaging? [Tribune]
• AP wades into chocolate rules row [IHT]
• Hoof and mouth is back and better than ever! [NYTimes]
• Binge drinking kids prefer liquor over adults' beer [Tribune]

August 06, 2007

Chart Of The Week: Top Foods For Morning Meals At School

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Here's some more fascinating data from Nation's Restaurant News. The shift of breakfast preferences from high school to college is fairly profound, although at the same time, we have to consider that the availability of these foods may not be the same in the two contexts. Are both of these datasets derived from what's eaten at the respective cafeterias (as opposed to what's brought in from home or bought on the way)? Certainly, the little note on the bottom of the chart "all items are ranked on menu importance" doesn't explain anything at all. Maybe it's an industry term, but we'd hesitate to even hazard a guess on what "menu importance" means.

But if we take the information at face value, what can we learn? On the whole, it seems as though the high school students have a preference for sugary and starchy things, and the college-aged kids have a preference for savory and proteiny things. We'd be inclined to call more of the items in the former group "junk food" and more of the items in the latter group "real food;" a healthier diet, if not necessarily healthier food. It is sort of scary to see salty snacks and candy so highly ranked on the high school side...but we're not devastated about fruit's position between bagels and bacon on the college side. We certainly know why eggs and bacon are beloved by college students (and anyone who doesn't should just stop reading this blog right now), but why are they nonexistent on the high school side?

Our guess is not because of changing tastes, but simply because decent savory breakfast takes too long to eat in high school. So much more time pressure than in college! Maybe the pair are hiding in the breakfast sandwiches, those paeans to efficiency. They're ranked much lower for lazy college students, and probably mostly eaten at night, anyway. So we have sympathy for the high schoolers, and we're gratified by the college students’ better choices. Overall, a decent outcome.

[Photo: Top foods for morning meals at school, NRN]

Closings: Yak-Zies On Diversey & EatChicago.net

From The Stew, we found out that Yak-Zies Bar & Grill is closing under somewhat mysterious circumstances. At least, they struck us as mysterious: "General manager Jeff Olsen says he couldn't comment on the closing for legal reasons. He'd only say: 'I'd love to thank them very much for their patronage. Have a nice day.'" No one who says "have a nice day," in our experience, actually means it. Good news: the other Yak-Zies at 3710 N Clark remains open for business. It will be on the site in the morning.

Meanwhile, Michael Morowitz has decided to retire from EatChicago, one of the earliest Chicago food blogs. (This also means that the blog is done.) Before you get too choked up, consider that you can still glean Mr. Morowitz's opinions on the Chicago dining scene via LTHForum under the handle "eatchicago". Thank you for paving the way!

Yak-Zies on Diversey closes [The Stew]
In Closing [EatChicago]

Blog Reviews: Week Of Lollapalooza & YearlyKos

Chicago's intrepid food bloggers were all over the damn place last week, in alphabetical order by restaurant

yearlykos_logo.gif • Finally-opened Milk & Honey Bake Shop does savory as well as, if not better, than sweet [TOC Blog]

lollapalooza.jpg • New Turkish restaurant Nazarlik impresses so far, especially the lamacun and cig kofte [Food Chain]

• If you like Eastern European food by the pound, check out Racine Bakery in Garfield Ridge. Also, sandwiches to order! [Chicagoist]

• Fantastic food (especially the Kobe burgers) at Sweets & Savories, one of the city's least known high-end restaurants [Chicagoist]

• Hot new homey American restaurant Table Fifty-Two, run by Oprah's personal chef, is already impressing Chicago's food writers [The Stew]

• Fab burger at Twisted Spoke only slightly marred by less-awesome-than-advertised Bloody Mary [Chicago Burger Project]

[Photos: YearlyKos & Lollapalooza. Note that the former is not sponsored by a telcom]

Opening: Tavern At The Park

What Millennium Park needed, people would always say, was a reasonably priced, unthreatening New American restaurant with a vaguely steakhouse pedigree and huge viewing windows. Well, imagine our surprise when that exact thing materialized in the form of Tavern at the Park, which opened a few days ago. The restaurant is run by the Keefer's people and Chef John Hogan. About the cuisine he's serving at the Tavern, Hogan says, "For me, it’s about taking the old, rusty wheel out of the shed and polishing it up a bit. My style is keeping food unfussy, but making it taste as good as it possibly can."

tavern map.gif Mmm, rust, our favorite. But okay, how does his vision get translated to the actual menu? We wanted to say "near-sightedly", but then we realized we didn't know what that would imply. Certainly, the names of the dishes invoke the classics, especially in the entrée section: there's chicken pot pie ($17), chicken Milanese ($19), and double cut pork chop ($19). But dig beneath the surface and Hogan's latent sophistication reveals itself. The pot pie is made with braised chicken, wild mushrooms, thyme, and Madeira wine. Note that the diner is not overburdened with the type of wild mushroom involved - its enumeration would dictate a completely different restaurant concept. Also, that double cut pork chop is grilled with a cherry cola BBQ sauce, which is certainly a tad off the beaten path.

Do you remember last week when we discussed the mini-burger trend? Well, sure enough, Tavern has a few sliders of its own on offer, including a filet mignon with bleu cheese crust ($15), crab cakes with remoulade sauce ($13), and of course, sirloin burger with American cheese ($10). Each comes four to a plate, and is served with shoestring fries.

Anyway, a unequivocally positive development for M. Park. Maybe next time they could serve food past 10pm though!

Tavern at the Park [MenuPages]
Tavern at the Park [Official Site]

[Photo: and now you know exactly where it is]

FYI: A Weekend Full Of Trend Pieces

• Tight borders + no immigration reform = no farmhands [Tribune]
• Food miles are a lot more complicated than you'd like [NYTimes]
• Pepsi is the new Coke in vending machines on state property [Tribune]
• Korean food hot new thing in Hollywood, according to Korea [Digital Chosunilbo]
• People should stop YouTubing their fast food pranks [WESH]

August 03, 2007

Viewing Pleasure: Watermelon & Shaved Fennel Salad with Goat Milk Yogurt Dressing @ Sepia

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It took around a second for our eyes to focus on the cubes - before we saw the title of the photograph, we could have sworn it was blocks of tuna, which is similarly veiny. The seedless seeds eventually eliminate the possibility that the cubes belong to the Kingdom Animalia, but we think it's conceivable that this salad would also work with the fish!

So we think this is the first thing we've actually seen out of Sepia's kitchen, and it certainly looks pretty. But Zesmerelda, who took the photo, had this to say: I've had other watermelon salads this summer that I've liked better. Prefer a crumbly cheese versus the yogurt. Wasn't as tangy as I like."

Yeah, we can totally see wanting something with a little bite and density to contrast with the cool sponginess of the watermelon. Also, it's awesome that Z is comparing this to the many other watermelon salads she's had this summer - we love it when people make us feel unsophisticated!

But at least it wasn't an epic investment; Sepia offers this salad for $7. For another buck, one could snag a chilled cucumber and avocado soup with house-smoked trout and radishes.

Okay, we're off to convalesce from our cold. Have a good weekend!

Sepia [MenuPages]
Sepia [Official Site]
[Photo: Zesmerelda/flickr]

Elsewhere In The Menuniverse: There's Something About Dairy

We're excited to include our newly launched sister blog MP:SouthFlorida in today's Elsewhere!

Our dairy theme is pretty loose, but let's get to it anyway:

• MP:Philly points out that yesterday was National Ice Cream Sandwich Day. America sure knows how to keep its priorities straight!

• MP:SF wrote about this neato egg deal in New York, where a restaurant offers eight different types of eggs (goose, pheasant, black silky chicken, etc.) for the finickiest of diners.

• MP:Boston put up a lovely picture of a dairy cow, but then wrote a post about steak. But that's okay; steak is as good, if not better, than dairy. You wanna fight about it?

• MP:SoFl is too hot for dairy (it curdles down there in the summer), and instead, reports on a local online TV thing that has a show that's much more in line with the culture: restaurant hopping!

Reiterating The Reader: High-End Dessert

In today's Reader, Anne Spiselman has a great idea for your next ice cream indulgence: it turns out that many of Chicago's fanciest hotels and restaurants have reasonably priced (and, of course, top notch) dessert deals. Ms. Spiselman highlights the Ice Cream Social at the Peninsula and make-your-own-flavor deal at the Fairmont, both of which are under $20.

If hotels aren't your thing, the Reader also lists almost two dozen restaurants that make their own ice cream, an offer that's usually very difficult to refuse.

Ice Cream Goes Upscale [Reader]

FYI: Other Countries Have Better News

• You should be feeling very guilty about bottled water [NYTimes]
• Canada doesn't allow unregulated health claims for food [Vancouver Sun]
• Don't you wish it was Organic Food Fortnight at our pubs? [thePublican]
• Things really going to hell in a handbasket in Zimbabwe [allAfrica]
• Matthew Broderick and his admirers at Le Colonial (he had monkfish) [People]

August 02, 2007

Opening: BBop / Update: Tribune Burger Byline Bungle

As promised, here's BBop's menu. It's nothing you haven't seen before, but oh-so-user friendly. They also have free WiFi and it's BYO...but a note on the menu says, "BYOB if you must (but we'll need to see some ID, babyface)." Come on, if you must? That's silly. How can one not drink beer with Korean food?

Meanwhile, we got an email from Kevin Pang alerting us to a byline omission. It turns out we had good reason to be amazed earlier when it appeared as though Bill Daley had written three huge articles in this week's Tribune dining section. Turns out that the list of 25 mini-burgers around town was compiled by upwards of 15 people! What went wrong? It was just us being totally lazy! Each of the 25 mini-burger mini-essays has its own byline. Kevin, in particular, recommends Monkey Dish Bar & Grill and more so the Ruby Tuesday in Gurnee (we bet he didn't choose that beat himself).

Anyway, apologies to all the Tribune staffers who worked hard on this project.

BBop [MenuPages]
BBop [Official Site]
Mini bites on 25 mini-burgers [Tribune]

Trailing TOC: Bluprint & BBop

We will keep this brief, since the cold we caught Tuesday evening has finally gotten the best of us. This is unfortunate, because we normally try to save the best of us for you, dear reader. Also because our taste buds are numb and we feel like crap.

cold-eeze.jpg The main review this week is for bluprint, the fashionably upscale Merch Mart collabo, employing chefs from Rhapsody, Avenues, and Charlie Trotter's, to name a few. We were wowed by its fancy menu some months back, but Heather Shouse has a cold dose of reality. Lunch, at which bluprint really ought to shine given its worky location, is kind of mediocre. Dinner's quite good, but dessert also falls short. It's still the best thing in the Mart, though.

And David Tamarkin checks out BBop, a new Korean mostly-takeout place in upper Lakeview. The conceit is that it's designed to introduce newbies to Korean cuisine. We guess that makes sense, since life at the Korean barbecues up north can get pretty confusing. Mr. T thought the food was pretty decent, but some of the flavors were too toned down - sometimes the lowest common denominator is just too low.

Meanwhile, an underground gourmand, Chef Koren Grieveson of Avec on the hot seat, a hot new cocktail, once-a-month pulled pork, and what may be the best fried chicken in the city.

Right, so we were planning on lying down at the end of this post and having it be the last one of the day, but a brilliant co-worker gave us Cold-Eeze and on top of that, BBop sent us their menu. So stick around for the big drop.

[Photo: Cold-Eeze]

Trumpeting The Tribune: The Gage, Shan, Mini-Burgers

Wow, today's Trib is hitting on all cylinders. The features, featurettes, and reviews are all lively and on-point. In addition to loving The Gage, white castle double slider.jpg Phil Vettel also writes the intro on the mini-burger craze that seems to be sweeping the nation. He follows this up with his own take on the trend, which he chalks up to portion control and the fetishization of the shareable dish. Bill Daley has 25 mini-burger options in Chicagoland for your perusal, and Judy Hevrdejs looks into the original mini-burger, which is, of course, White Castle.

Bill Daley's pulling triple duty this week; aside from his mini-burger contribution, he also has a write-up on the idiosyncratic Edgewater Indo-Pak grocery-cum-restaurant a.k.a. Shan Foods. Apparently, it has great vegetable dishes, but the bony meat dishes leave something to be desired. (Like no bones?). And we learned something new from his "Fresh Finds" piece - namely, Champagne is not made from Champagne grapes.

And if all that weren't enough, Glenn Jeffers, newly vegetarian, goes in search of replacements for his favorite meat dishes at Chicago's many vegetarian/vegan/raw restaurants. He finds an adequate Chicago-style hot dog at Kim and Carlo's hot dog stand outside the south entrance of the Field Museum, but the Italian "beef" from Veggie Bite isn't even close (it's served with barbecue sauce on a bun!)

Overall, a great day for Team Tribune.

[Photo: Double Cheeseburger, White Castle]

Opening: Nazarlik

Nazarlik is a new, family-run Turkish restaurant in Wrigleyville that serves all the classics: lahmacun ($3.45 with baba ghanoush), kebabs ($7.95 for a dinner, with a choice of chicken, lamb, and ground lamb), mujver with yogurt (pan fried zucchini pies, $4.25), and so forth. The name of the restaurant refers to the ubiquitous good luck charm, and they'll need it. Here's a map of all the Turkish restaurants in Chicago (apologies for the smudginess):

turkish restaurants.jpg

How did this happen? Did they not know that A La Turka is right around the corner? And why are all the restaurants situated around these two vague diagonals? Then again, the area covered on this map is rather massive, and really, one can never have too many Turkish restaurants. Fondip!*

* roughly, "drink the whole thing at once," in Turkish

Nazarlik [MenuPages]
Nazarlik [Official Site]

[Photo: from our database, with a little help from Microsoft Streets & Trips]

FYI: Everyone's A Marketer

• Farmers pontificating on their food vs. fuel spin [Forbes]
• Amtrak wooing flight-happy travelers with free booze - $100 p/p! [Tribune]
• Canadian foodies discover NASCAR, Batali, befuddlement [Globe & Mail]
• Are fears of mercury in seafood overblown? [Newswise Medical News]
• Sbux profits up 9%, plans to open 1,700 new U.S. stores (eek!) [Tribune]

August 01, 2007

Launched: MenuPages South Florida Blog!

It is a joyous afternoon here at MenuPages HQ as we celebrate the depasswording of our newest sibling blog, MP:SouthFlorida! You may recall our post lauding the launch of the MenuPages South Florida site (which, like the new blog, is run by Carolina Bolado); we just reread it and made ourselves chuckle a little. But a new blog sibling is no laughing matter - we're grappling with the consequences of an expanding menuniverse - all the menuology textbooks will have to be rewritten! Fortunately, visual evidence confirms that the menuniverse is still shaped like a donut.

By the way, the most recent post on MP:SoFl is adorable, and no, we're not going to do you the favor of replicating it here. Consider our ad revenues!

Anyway, welcome to the family.

Spritzing The Sun-Times: IL. Wine, Soft Shell Crabs & A New Editor

There are exactly four articles we'd like to discuss in today's Sun-Times, and we shall do so:

soft shell crab.jpg 1) Janet Rausa Fuller has taken over the section, but unless we're especially confused, we don't see her byline on her introductory article! No matter; it's mostly about how eclectic and exciting the Chicago dining scene is. True enough - let's hope this gets converted into smart and timely article selection. We believe in you, Ms. Fuller!

2) Chuck Sudo has the headlining piece on Illinois wineries, which are numerous, increasingly respectable, and responsible for a quarter of a billion dollars in revenue. There's good winery tours nearby, too (Roselle is home to the oldest and largest winery in Illinois, apparently). We will say one thing, though - contrary to the opinion espoused at the bottom of the third paragraph, Illinois does not have 450 counties! It's actually 102. We totally absolve Chuck of all wrongdoings, and think he deserves a vacation (perhaps a tour of a few hundred of the state's counties?)

3) It's soft shell crab season, and Lisa Donovan has followed the scent to Cy's Crab House. Apparently, a Nebraska tourist refused to eat the thing whole, and a New Jersey tourist scoffed at her. Verdict: both are objectionable!

4) Would you eat Kashi pizza? It sounds pretty lame, but Denise O'Neal says it's pretty good. We believe her because she freely admitted that she was planning on disliking it. Her way of alluding to that, "I have to admit the pizzas delivered," is rather ambiguous, though, given how pizzas often arrive at the home.

[Photo: can we have the part you're not eating? myfeasts/flickr]

Opening: Rosebud Prime

rosebud steak.jpg Last Monday, Rosebud Restaurants unleashed its latest steakhouse into the Loop: Rosebud Prime. And it would be harder to get more at the heart of things with its 1 S Dearborn address. So, if you don't work within a few blocks, what might be the appeal of going?

In fact, most of what caught our attention was the appetizers. For lunch, Rosebud serves a Smoked Salmon Pastrami app for $13.95, and at dinner, both the BBQ glazed bacon wrapped scallops and the Kobe beef hot dogs (each $14.95) would vie for a spot in our stomach.

Oh, right, there's also steak. You can visit any number of locales via your meat: the 14 oz New York strip with herb butter is $37.95; the 22 oz Kansas City bone-in strip is $42.95; the 28 oz "Chicago Cut" bone-in ribeye (why the quotes?) is $44.95; and the 16 oz skirt steak with Bermuda onions is $19.95. Okay, that last one was sort of cheating, but Bermuda certainly is a place. And lest you think Rosebud is out of step with the times, they're offering a Meyer lemon butter sauce for $2.50, Meyer lemons being a hot ingredient this year.

Even if we couldn't find a compelling reason for you to travel a long way to RP, enough of you probably work within walking distance, so it's not a total wash. Enjoy!

Rosebud Prime [MenuPages]
Rosebud Prime [Official Site]

[Photo: their emblem and corny logo, from the menu they emailed us]

Imbibing: Inaugural Wednesday Grape Tasting @ Just Grapes

There are so many metrics by which to choose a bottle of wine at a store or in a restaurant: where it's from, its vintage, the price, how compelling the label is...yes, the label has much more to do with it than anyone wants to admit. Most people don't know jack about wine, but they do know how to be subconsciously influenced by graphical design.

just grapes man.jpg Let's pretend we're above that, and want to take an ever so slightly more scientific approach: speciation. There are a ton of producers out there, pumping out tons of wines every year at all price points. But there are only so many varietals, and if you can learn which ones you prefer, you can radically and intelligently drill down toward a wine you might actually enjoy.

Truth be told, there are hundreds of different grape species used in wine, but seven particular varietals - pinot grigio, chardonny, sauvignon blanc, pinot noir, zinfandel, shiraz, and cabernet sauvignon - represent probably the majority of what you'll find in a typical wine store.

And this is where Just Grapes steps in, with a tasting tonight at 5:30pm that focuses on precisely those seven varietals (how convenient!). For $35, you'll spend two hours trying wines made from those different grapes, and you'll (ideally) take notes and figure out which one you like the best, or at least which grapes would go best in the various contexts we find ourselves in throughout our lives. For example you could say to yourself, "my God, shiraz would be perfect at a bris." Be sure to report such findings to your fellow tasters!

Great Grape Tasting, Post Registration [Just Grapes]

[Photo: the little Just Grapes man, Just Grapes]

FYI: Pursuing Lost Causes

• Breakfast sandwiches haraam, and a franchisee fights [Tribune]
• Creamy ice cream is so first half of 2007 [NYTimes]
• Uh oh, no more cartoon food pushers in Australia? [ABC]
• FDA releases safety guidelines; tell that to botulism lady [Forbes]
• Utterly selfish Alaskan bear eats food intended for homeless [ADN]

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