Buyout Poetry
Dear Applebees,
Even though you've been purchased by a company
that's both smaller and lower-end than you
and for less than your actual value
IHOP we can still be friends!
Love and pancakes,
The New Management
Applebee's Shareholders Back $1.9B Sale [NYTimes]
[Photo: apple pancake, from Walker Bros., by southeast star/flickr]
