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August 07, 2008

Technical Difficulties Abound!

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Your talented editor Helen has asked me to write a post letting all you devoted readers know that her computer is down. She did not ask me to write a post about the Chicago food scene, but I feel compelled to mention that on a recent visit to your fair city, I ate some truly wonderful things, including but not limited to:

• Cinnamon buns at Ann Sather

• The French Toast Orgy at Toast

• Transcendent chocolate cake at Green Zebra

• One of the top five meals of my life at Schwa, the quail egg ravioli from which (pictured above) was probably the best single bite I've taken all year.

I hope you enjoyed the carpetbagging! Helen should be back soon.

July 16, 2008

Change Afoot: New York Media Buys MenuPages

nymag.JPG We've got some pretty big news around here: New York Media, the parent company of New York Magazine, has bought MenuPages. It's a natural partnership, and we're very excited about the whole deal, as it should give us more resources to better cover our markets.

For more information, check out the New York Times article about the deal. We've included the press release after the jump:

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July 07, 2008

Where Am I and Where Did All These Hot Dogs Come From?

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Hello. My name is Helen Rosner and I'm the new kid.

It's an understatement to say that I'm excited to be stepping into the very brilliant, very funny, very large shoes of Adam Peltz, your guide through the last 15 months of MP Chicago. I'll be posting here every day, keeping up the old features and gradually rolling in some new ones. We'll be staying on top of openings and closings, chefs on the move, evolving menus, cheap eats, expensive eats, reviews, reviewers, the reviewed... pillorying and glorifying as necessary. Got tips? Ideas? Hot news? Drop me a line!

So who am I? I'm a Chicago girl, born and bred. I spent those long years from birth to legal voting age in Hyde Park and then down the Metra line in Homewood-Flossmoor (hey there, south side), teething on shu mai from Thai 55 and driving all the way up Western Ave in high school for late-night chorizo tacos at Arturo's.

More importantly, though, as far as I'm concerned, I don't eat enough. Not by, you know, nutritional standards -- I do quite well by caloric intake, thanks. But take a finite span of time spent here on Earth, and divide that by a near-infinite panoply of dim sum carts, churrascarias, morel-mozzarella s'mores, egg-and-cheese counters, gyros cones, wheels of manchego, pickle barrels, and just-picked strawberries -- just to name a few -- and the resulting sum is a big flashing arrow pointing to the fact that the three-square-meals-a-day plan falls woefully short, and next thing you know the only thing standing between me and The Scary Dark Abyss is that next great plate of food.

When I'm not thinking about what to eat, I spend a lot of brainpower overanalyzing pop culture, grammar, and what to wear each day. I have a weakness for tuna tartare, will buy almost anything that has a robot on it, and threaten to get a puppy on a regular basis. I have horrible taste in music, I stop the car for garage sales and street fairs, and last night I made a paella that was so delicious that it is currently providing me with enough confidence to buoy me through my first-day jitters.

Here we go!

Thai 55 [MenuPages]
Arturo's Tacos [MenuPages]

[Photo:"Welcome to Chicago" via chicoivan's flickr]


July 03, 2008

Farewell, Chicago

What could I say that would do justice to the last fifteen months of keeping this blog? Probably nothing that wouldn't be self-aggrandizing (my favorite posts) or partisan (my favorite Chicago food writers) or alienating (what food categories New York does better than Chicago [bagels, Burmese]) or entirely inappropriate (my favorite Chicago restaurants).

So, thank you for tolerating this carpetbagger and the opinions he formed largely from reading other people's opinions. For those of you who've written things that I've loved, thank you for writing them! For those of you who've written things I've excoriated, well, you should have tried harder! (Just kidding; I'm sorry!) And a special thanks to the flickr community, without which this blog would have been a visual wasteland.

For everyone else, I hope you've enjoyed reading half as much as I've enjoyed writing, and I will miss it (and you) immensely.

But don't worry your pretty little heads! An estimable force will be taking over the MenuPages Chicago blog mantle in the form of Helen Rosner, a.k.a RSGo. She grew up in Hyde Park (as opposed to my mere attendance of school there), and she may be even more ruthless than I am (she hides it better, so watch out).

Okay, well, I guess this is goodbye. Remember: when it comes to food, try everything.

Goodbye!

May 21, 2008

Farmer's Market Is More Fun Than Morning At The Office

To the dismay of local MenuPages fans, Adam’s services are needed in other menuniverses this summer. Though his food rhetoric won’t die off completely, he’s enlisted a group of menu aficionados to fill in. I’m one of them.

Like you, I rely on the MenuPages blog to beef up my morning procrastination routine. Upon arrival at the office I check email, the weather and the MenuPages blog to catch up on all things edible in Chicago before doing any actual work. To ward off any unwarranted guilt I may have over this delay in corporate obligation, my morning routine will now include posting; a productive, “for fun” activity according to Adam. Indeed. A morning at the farmer’s market is way more fun than doing my real job. Take a look at the goods:

Asparagus, $2 a bunch from Stover’s Farm Market, Berrien Springs, MI.

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Chicago PD and honey bears guard Stover’s Farm jams and nut butters, $4.95.

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The jam man also recommends Leola’s Cajun Chow Chow, made with green tomatoes, onions, peppers, vinegar, carrots and habenero and cayenne peppers. What do you do with Chow Chow, I asked? His response, “thrower on some meat or fish and griller up.” Finally, a feminine and spicy marinade.


Make the jump for cherry-filled strudel, herbs and more.

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April 29, 2008

Birthday Vacation!

It's time for a little break. We're turning some age and going some place for the next few days. A clue to our whereabouts:

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Yes, that cheeseburger is sticking its spicy tongue out at you. Ha!

There will be national content for the remainder of the week, and we'll be back atcha on Monday, aka Cinco de Mayo. Enjoy your break from us, and we will do the same.

[Photo: green chili cheeseburger, peabirdwoman/flickr]

April 11, 2008

Sometimes, A Blogger Needs To Take A Long Weekend

And one of those times is now. Please enjoy the forthcoming syndicated posts, and see you Monday!

March 26, 2008

Holy Hell! We've Made It A Year

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Our biological clock has been ticking madly the past few days, and we finally figured out why: our very first post was on March 26th, 2007. A whole year of us and you together...it has truly been a pleasure to serve. And looking forward to many more.

[Photo: awww! Butterfly Sweets/flickr]

March 25, 2008

Hot Menu Analysis: New Restaurants Doing Relatively Well

When a restaurant first shows up on MenuPages, its popularity will often spike past the regular strong performers as people search for what they're reading about in the papers and on the blogs and what have you. But, say, two to six months in, if a place is still showing up in the top ten, it means it's got some legs.

And so, we salute:the balanced kitchen raw plate.jpg

Brasserie Ruhlmann, in 1st place Downtown! It's a definitely a big-name restaurant, but such a distinction was not preordained; they earned it with their consistently delicious and innovative French fare

Crisp, in 3rd place on the North Side. Impressive for a little, insider-y Korean fried chicken place, no?

The Balanced Kitchen, tied for 3rd on the Northwest Side. It's way the hell out there in North Park, and it's vegan, but never discount those niche clickers!

[Photo: Raw Plate (organic raw cashews made into cheese; served with flax seed crackers; and an assortment of dehydrated fruits & vegetables) at The Balanced Kitchen]

March 21, 2008

Good Friday!

Don't know about y'all, but we have the day off. Something to do with Christianity, apparently. There will be some thoroughly enjoyable national posts later on today, but we're out of here. Have a good weekend!

February 19, 2008

So Hot Right Now: White Palace Grill

We loved ourselves some White Palace, back when we were undergraduates and it was the closest 24 hour diner to Hyde Park that we were aware of. We'd show up at 11pm with our Scrabble board and a pack of brownies, and order vanilla ice cream (DIY a la mode) and coffee and play game after game until 3 or 4 in the morning. Ah, youth!

hot menu.jpg The food was always hit or miss; it was a good idea to steer clear of any dish that required "flavor" to work. But the waitresses were incredibly indulgent, and it was hard to beat the people-watching at those hours.

Nowadays, there's a whole suburban megamall surrounding White Palace on its formerly lonely little corner on Roosevelt. Straight-outta-the-bag crinkle-cut Ore-Ida French fries served soggy may be no match for whatever razzle-dazzle potato products Whole Foods is peddling these days, but that misses the point altogether.

Why do we bring this up? Well, we were looking at yesterday's Hot Menus, and were shocked - yes, shocked - to see that none other than White Palace had five times the hits of any other restaurant in Chicago. We're talking, like, a quarter thousand!

There are several possible explanations. Either someone's having a huge birthday party there and we were linked from the evite, or a blogger or MSM mentioned the diner and gave MenuPages as the link, or there's a vast conspiracy to put White Palace at the top of the Hot Menus list, or it could be as quotidian as a database error (we sincerely hope it's not door number four).

Any other ideas? We will happily post plausible suggestions. In the meantime, all hail the White Palace!

White Palace Grill [MenuPages]

February 13, 2008

Hot Menus: Boy, Are They Ever!

Last time we checked in on our hot menus in mid December, the top spots were Butterfly, Medici, Sepia and TABLE fifty-two. Well, today (yesterday, actually), none of those are in the top four! How about that.

hot menu.jpg In fact, the grand prize winner is none other than Nookies in Lincoln Park. If that's not a cold-driven choice, we don't know what's wrong with the world. After that, the North Side runners up are Sapori Trattoria in second and Panes and Anteprima tied for third. Those are kind of classy, actually.

But back to the main event. If Nookies was number one, would you believe that Wok n' Roll in Hyde Park is number 2? Sure is. After WnR are Dixie Kitchen & Bait Shop and Lumes Pancake House, which is only marginally on the South Side. As per usual, 70% of the South Side's Hot Menus yesterday came from Hyde Park. Oh well!

The bronze goes to Brazzaz, the River North churrascaria, followed in rapid succession by Dao in Streeterville and David Burke's Primehouse. We should note that TABLE fifty-two, which follows Primehouse, never scores poorly in this competition.

In other neighborhoods...Semiramis, Nonno Pino, and Coast Sushi Bar all did well on the Northwest side, despite have less than nothing to do with each other geographically, culturally or culinarily. On the West Side, Thai Bowl, Baba Pita and Yummy Thai were popular; guess every single UIC student wanted their Pad Woon Sen all at once? And saving the best for last, the Southwest Side supported Brown's Chicken & Pasta yesterday, and to a lesser extent, the Skylark.

So there you have it. The people's tastes are fickle but palpable, and oriented at least in part by the weather.

January 17, 2008

Now On MenuPages: 16 Restaurants In The Past Week!

And they really run the gamut, from pizza places to Polish to Cuban to Vietnamese and back again.

One of the restaurants are legitimately new: Con Sabor Cubano, a Lincoln Square sandwich shop. It's getting decent buzz on LTH, and they're having a big ol' Grand Opening this Saturday that we'll tell you about in full tomorrow.

And there are some old favorites (someone's favorites, anyway) that we simply overlooked, like Pho 777 and, inexplicably, the Ghirardelli Ice Cream & Chocolate Shop by the Water Tower. Ghirardelli is one of those words where we always forget the second "r". Another example of this is barbiturate. Go figure!

As for the rest, prepare yourselves for alphabetical order, annotated with address and cuisine:

Adobo Express, Lincoln Square Filipino
Angelica's, Avondale Polish
El Rinconcito Cubano, Logan Square Cuban
Foodstuffs, Merch Mart salads and sausages
Franco's Pizza, University Village pizzeria
GrillInn, Rogers Park hot dogs
Hagen's Fish Market, Dunning seafood
Halina's Polish Delights, Portage/Jefferson Park Polish
La Canasta Lincoln Park Mexican
Mahoney's Pub & Grill West Side Bar & Grill
Panozzo's, South Loop Italian deli
Pizzaco's Italian Eatery, Wrigleyville Italian
Players Bar & Grill, Lincoln Park Bar & Grill

Mmmm...menus.

January 07, 2008

Elsewhere In The Menuniverse: Politics & Gold Teeth

• MP:Boston did a yeowoman's job earlier today, compiling the presidential candidates' (D & R) views on food and agriculture policy. Would you be surprised to learn that many of the Republicans don't have clear plans on this issue? Even the ones who used to be fat!

• MP:Philly found a photo of a medically themed restaurant and bar in Singapore. Looking at the picture, we thought it was just an example of South East Asian quirkiness, but apparently the restaurant is a tribute to Damien Hirst. We like concept restaurants as much as the next guy, but after the diamond skull thing, we're sort of turned off.

• MP:SoFla has a story on a man who was kicked out of a restaurant for having gold teeth. Evidently, he violated the pub's policy on "no grills," which says a hell of a lot about West Palm Beach, now doesn't it. Don't you take grills off when you eat and drink? You should, even if you don't have to!

• MP:SF references Chicago's own Jake Melnick's Corner Tap - which we had noted is now serving what're probably the world's spiciest wings - in his post on spicy options in the Bay Area. This was worth mentioning because we have spiciness on the brain today.

December 12, 2007

Pride: MP Named 6th Best Website Of 2007

6th place.gif It is totally tack-tastic for us to toot our own horn, but check this out anyway: TIME named MenuPages the #6 website of 2007! We swear on foie gras' grave that we had no idea this was in the works. Take that, every other website except for the top five! (And never mind that we'd only heard of one of them.) Anyway, exciting!

Top Ten Websites [TIME]

[Photo: Crown Awards. We are ordering a hundred.]

November 30, 2007

New On MenuPages: Sixteen Restaurant OMG!

While we went on vacation, a slew of restaurants opened their doors to the Chicago eating public. We've spent the last week catching up, and here's what we got, in alphabetical order, commentary where appropriate:

Allstar Sports Bar & Grill (you can order online)
Bella Rosa Ristorante (got way panned in the Dish)
Brehon Pub (tagline: "Serving Guinness not gimmicks since 1980")
Gourmet Pantry (you can order online)
Jack's Famous Wings (Brighton Park)
Jack's Famous Wings (Austin)
Khyber Pass (a branch of the Evanston institution)
King Tut (Mike Sula was impressed by the breadth of the menu. In fact, the website states that it has the "the Largest Selection of Appetizers in Chicago"!)
Korean Seoulfood Cafe (Mike Nagrant recommends ordering off the homestyle menu)
Little Chilies Thai Kitchen (you can order online)
Los Girasoles (Brighton Park Mexican recommended on LTHForum)
The Rusty Armadillo (new Norwood Park Mexican with whimsical name)
Stretch Run (this River North sports bar has OTB!)
Suzi's Tea & Cafe (Chicagoist thinks your child would enjoy this tea shop)
Violet (cute new Lakeview breakfast/lunch spot is BYO and has Wifi)
Wow Bao (on Wacker, serves Monica Eng-breakfast)

Wow. And as a special bonus (#17, in fact), we did some investigating and got prices for D4 Irish Pub & Cafe's lunch and dinner menus. Helpful!

November 14, 2007

Vacation! Woo!!!

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Dear readers, we are taking a break. If all goes well, we'll be in Lima, Peru in around 12 hours. And then Thanksgiving out west with the family. So what this means is, reruns until 11/26! It's sort of like the writers strike, but not really.

Last time we took a few days off, we put up best-of posts from April. This time, we're mining May and June. Some of them are worth rereading! There will be four a day, so you'll have your pick.

Meanwhile, we have five restaurants listed in our Peruvian category: Ay Ay Picante, El Arpa, Rio's D'Sudamerica, SushiSamba Rio (doesn't really count), and Taste of Peru (certainly counts). Ceviche is definitely a good counterpoint to turkey and stuffing and the lot. As for us, there's a three week old, soon-to-be-barbecued piglet with our name on it!

Anyway, have a good week and a half, and don't eat anything we wouldn't eat.

[Photo: um, yes please (Don't Wake Me Up, I Plan On Sleeping In/flickr)]

November 06, 2007

3000!

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What's so special about this screencap of the MenuPages Chicago homepage? We hit 3000 restaurants! See, down there at the bottom? Right next to that absurdly large number that refers to the total number of meal tags for all the restaurants in the database. So, like, Lula Cafe, for example, serves breakfast, lunch, dinner and brunch, and contributes four ticks to the "Menus" count. We guess this means that the average restaurant in our database is open for 2.13 meals a day? Sounds good!

Anyway, we think this is around half the total number of restaurants in the city. And we will not give up until we have all six thousand in our clutches. Muwhawhawha!

[Photo: MenuPages. Of course, the count may be different by the time you get there]

October 29, 2007

(Re)launched: MenuPages San Francisco Blog!

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We are happy to announce that MP:SF is back in business (well, it was never really gone, but it definitely had a Schiavo thing going on)! The blog (and MenuPages San Francisco, for that matter) is newly helmed by Adam Martin, late of the crime beat at the San Francisco Examiner. Neat! Actual reporting! Foodies of Baghdad by the Bay* sure are lucky he's on their side. Right off the bat, Adam found this amazing photo essay on McDonald's pizza that you'd have to click on to believe. Anyway, with two Adams on board, the MenuPages blogosphere will never know what hit it.

MenuPages Blog :: San Francisco [Official Site]

* no, seriously, that's what they call it. Has something to do with local columnist Herb Caen and the 1940s, when Baghdad was "multicultural" and "exotic"

October 23, 2007

YouTube: A MenuPages Comedy Routine (No, Really!)


Did you know that we're not the only people who can't get enough of Menupages reviews? An "underground" comic in New York, QNarf aka Dave rips into our reviewers in a seven minute set. The comedy mostly consists of how ridiculous these reviews sound out loud when read in an arch and ironic tone. He makes fun of the reviewers' spelling and grammar mistakes (fine) and passion for the restaurants (less so). We're happy that 1) MenuPages has burrowed its way into popular culture (in New York, anyway) deep enough to merit a comedy sketch and 2) people have seen the comic potential of the reviews as much as we have. But next time, funnier please!

Dave/QNarf [MySpace]
MenuPages [YouTube]

p.s. if Dave/QNarf reads this, it wasn't unfunny, at least!

October 10, 2007

And We're Off!

zia.gif We mentioned last Friday that we'd be blogging for part of this week from New Mexico, and indeed we have been. Well, we're taking the next two days off, and we'll return with all-new material on Monday morning. In the meantime, we've decided to put up some classic posts from the early period (let's say April and May) that virtually none of you are likely to have seen. They'll be coming online at random intervals on Thursday and Friday. Enjoy!

[Photo: the Zia, a symbol of New Mexico, Old Town Card Shop]

Best Of MenuPages Reviews: How To Detect A Shill

We may not do reviews at MenuPages, but our legions of users are all over that. Here are three of interest.

Yesterday, we laid out our policy on shill reviews, which is zero tolerance. But it's not like people put an n.b. at the end of their review saying "oh by the way, I'm the owner." (Actually, sometimes they do.) Instead, we look for certain tell-tale signs of malfeasance in the language of the reviews, via IP addresses, user names choices, etc. Here, now, are some reviews from the past week that we believe to be shills, and how we made that determination. We should note that it's possible they aren't shills after all, but we err on the side of caution in deciding what not to validate.

On 10/9, "Dan" (scare quotes extra-emphatic in these cases) wrote in about Shanghai Inn:
This little family-run business understands quality. The owner and her husband wait tables and answer phones and are both nice as can be. And the food is among the best Chinese in town. My favorites are their egg drop soup, egg rolls, and either the Sesame Beef or Green Pepper Beef.

I love having this little gem in our neighborhood!!
Okay, here are the clues: 1) inside info on restaurant ownership 2) calling a place "the best" 3) relatedly, a 5/5/5/5 rating 4) no criticism/balance 5) use of the word "gem" 6) two great reviews for the same place on the same day. Now, any of these things could be coincidences. But taken together, we're suspicious enough to axe it. Next!

Just today, "Rosa" weighed in on Baba Pita:
I highly recommend this great place. The atmosphere is cozy and the service is the best. We once catered from them, for a church gathering and the delivery was just splendid. Their food is EXCELLENT, I recently took a trip here for my Birthday!! I give them a two thumbs up.
The clues: 1) "church gathering" is a weird construction 2) who goes to a little falafel joint for their birthday? 3) two special events named in one review 4) 5/5/5/5 rating 5) "'a' two thumbs up" is just illiterate 6) no restaurant gets more shills than Baba Pita. If there is a real life Rosa who went to BP for her birthday, our condolences.

Yesterday, "anon" wrote a paean to Rajun Cajun entitled, "embrace it for what it is...":
...not for what it never tried to be in the first place. not every restaurant can or should be a five star dining experience. i think it is an amazing feat to install a thriving fusion of fast food and healthy food, of soul food and home-style indian food, of cafeteria formatting and courteous, generous service in the heart of chicago's south side. the patronage is as diverse as the neighborhood it calls home. there is a high sensitivity to vegetarians and vegans, which should never be taken for granted. the owners are exceptional people who make an effort to make everyone who walks in the door happy.

the food is great. you can get combos, where they put together a meal for you with a little bit of many things, and that can run between 8 and 12 dollars. or you always have the option of getting whatever you want, in whatever sizes you want - many people walk out of there with a yummy, filling lunch for under 5 bucks.

the very sweet woman who makes the samosas has been doing so for 16 years. you can say hi to the nice lady who folds the to-go boxes around lunch time. ask the owners how their son is doing, or what the effects have been of the businesses across the street being kicked out of their building.

everyone is welcome at this lovely restaurant.

signed,
someone who's worked there and misses it every day!
Okay, sometimes it is this easy. We feel sympathetic for this reviewer, because "anon" was honest in intention, and the review seems reasonable. We couldn't let it on the site on principle, but hey, he/she got a mouthpiece on the blog anyway. By the way, an anonymous user alias is no more suspect than a simple, capitalized first name designed to lull us into a false sense of security. That's right, shillers: we are on to you!

Shanghai Inn [MenuPages]
Baba Pita [MenuPages]
Baba Pita [Official Site]
Rajun Cajun [MenuPages]

October 09, 2007

The Ethics Of Reviewing Restaurants Online

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There are none! Blog post over.

No, just kidding. Over the weekend, the Wall Street Journal had a piece on just this topic, opening the article with a story about how some Yelp reviewers were wined and dined by Dine, and then proceeded to write positive reviews for the restaurant without divulging their lucrative, if temporary, arrangement with it. So basically, there's rampant shilling on review websites. Furthermore, there's rampant shilling in the food blogosphere, albeit less severe since it's not an anonymous format like the review sites.

Where does that leave us? Well, as we often remind, we don't review restaurants - no, our biases are much too complicated for a free meal to penetrate, anyway. As for the people who leave reviews on MenuPages, well, yeah: a number of them seem to be from employees or owners of restaurants. To the best of our detective abilities, we don't let them on the site. It is fairly obvious that permitting non-critical reviews would decrease our credibility and indeed, our traffic, advertising revenues, and the whole thing. Good business practice dictates that we strive toward honesty and integrity over cronyism and graft, so we're pretty anti-shill.

And so, if you see a review on MenuPages that looks like a fake, let us know and we'll investigate. Because that's how much we care!

The Price of a Four-Star Rating [WSJ]

[Photo: two shillings, a very low bribe indeed - Barry L. Atkins/flickr]

September 28, 2007

From The [Redacted] Files: !! ESCAPE FROM THE LADY!!

This review, whose punchline we ruined with the title of the post, came in today for [redacted] from user "Indian guy." It's entitled "so and so":
hey all
reading this
this post
"Posted by [redacted] on [redacted]/[redacted]/2007
Best Food in a long time!" is posted by manager himself. U guys can go and see on ur own. I have been there lot of time. It is a good restaurant with delicious food. But service is not that good. An indian lady with a smile comes to u when u r eating ur food and starts all bulsh[*]tting and non sense talks. this is the most annoying thing about the restaurant. Again I must add the food and price are very reasonable.

Try Kheer or gulab jamun overthere . Never try mango kulfi, Samosa(as they make it sour somewhat but it is not supposed to be). Try Paneer makhani, Chicken Tandoori, Seafood is also good..

!! ESCAPE FROM THE LADY!!
Damn, "Indian guy" totally stole our band name, punctuation and all! And "non sense talks" was going to be the title of the first album. Oh well; it was worth it in the end. By the way, if we see either of those phrases on Pitchfork in the next few years, we're going to be angry. (Lady Escape, what with predating this post and all, has a partial exemption.)

September 20, 2007

Explanation/Apology

Maybe some of you were wondering why we didn't post today. Maybe some of you were grateful! Basically, our internet was down all day (and is still down!), so this mea culpa is being written at home. Our biggest regret is that we didn't get to cover fish taco mania in the blow-by-blow fashion that the blogging medium so encourages. Tomorrow, at least, we can do a post-mortem. Wait, there's definitely a pun in there. Oh yes, haha, we see it now.

Anyway, thank you for your patience and understanding, and we promise* it will never happen again. *not!

August 31, 2007

Too Hot For MenuPages: One-Line Reviews

Here are some delicious one line reviews that weren't quite up to MenuPages' standard of quality, but certainly exceed ours. These were all left during the past week (the last two were for Chicago restaurants), followed by sprightly commentary:

1) i don't like service bad!!!!
2) they have no ketchup here, yet serve egg sandwiches.... weird.
3) man is that good mustard... [Title: i would drink their mustard!]
4) the dude grab money then food with out washing his hand...
5) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
6) I like it there but I never been there!!! lol
7) I've eaten there five times, and I've been sick every time.
8) ******* ISN'T THE SAME LIKE IT WAS IN THE 1980'S [REDACTED]

Our thoughts:
1) but you deserve it
2-3) don't screw with people's condiments
4) that's why you should pay by credit card
5) profoundly true
6) why do people even bother?
7) fool me five times...
8) that is really asking for too much

August 28, 2007

Elsewhere In The Menuniverse: Mostly Rage, Some Tribute

• MP:SoFla reports on the attempted murder of a restaurateur, and an orange juice scandal involving the shady use of concentrate.

• MP:SF shares a pet peeve about the pitiful practice of upselling, and decries a five-and-a-half-fold rent increase for a mom-and-pop restaurant.

• MP:B is on the fast food beat, "celebrating" the 40th birthday of the Big Mac and musing about the taste of a trans fat-free Dunkin' Donut.

• MP:P notes an impending "Hottest Chef" competition, and sheds some light on Philly's new hot trend, vegetarian cheesesteaks.

August 17, 2007

Elsewhere In The Menuniverse: Off The Beat, But Hard To Beat

By which we mean, these posts on our siblings blogs may not have so much to do about the dining scenes in their respective cities, but without these asides, it would be boring for us and boring for you. For example:

MP:Boston has a screed about celebrity chefs, asking alliteratively, "inspirational and informative or insipid and inane?"

MP:SF writes about a topic close to home - the proliferation of food blogs. Timeline: "there can't be too many food blogs" --> MP blogs launch --> "no more new food blogs!" Just kidding. Also, a coffee movie is coming, but the West Coast got it first.

MP:Philly has a photo of the latest poultry fashions, which begs the question - is it immoral for chickens to wear leather?

MP:SoFla has been doggedly covering the bizarre case of a cannibal murderer (no, not redundant. You could cut off a toe or something and everybody walks away with their dignity intact. Well, limps, at least) who just got a letter from PETA asking him to give up meat. Who in this case doesn't end up looking stupid?

August 01, 2007

Launched: MenuPages South Florida Blog!

It is a joyous afternoon here at MenuPages HQ as we celebrate the depasswording of our newest sibling blog, MP:SouthFlorida! You may recall our post lauding the launch of the MenuPages South Florida site (which, like the new blog, is run by Carolina Bolado); we just reread it and made ourselves chuckle a little. But a new blog sibling is no laughing matter - we're grappling with the consequences of an expanding menuniverse - all the menuology textbooks will have to be rewritten! Fortunately, visual evidence confirms that the menuniverse is still shaped like a donut.

By the way, the most recent post on MP:SoFl is adorable, and no, we're not going to do you the favor of replicating it here. Consider our ad revenues!

Anyway, welcome to the family.

July 17, 2007

Elsewhere in the Menuniverse: Embracing Stereotypes

MP:Boston leads the charge in internecine warfare, lambasting a local paper for crappy "best of" selections, and pitting the Boston and Cambridge dining scenes against each other

MP:San Francisco checks out local vegetarian options, from the venerable taste-maker Greens to the superhealthy shojin-style Medicine Eat Station

MP:Philly wallows in some deliciously unhealthy foodstuffs like chicken parmesan and ungentrified gelato

July 03, 2007

Our Favorite Comments...

...come from you, dear readers, but our second favorite comments come from spambots. Usually they're for Warcraft gold or pharmaceuticals, but sometimes, the five comments that show up in the "recent comments" box align like the stars in the heavens, and give us something like this:

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Don't lie, you know you laughed. Here's a promise - upon request, we will personally email you a copy of the de-FCC'd version of the comments. Sort of like the crossword puzzle answers. Get all four right and you win a prize! (Don't worry; pluralizations don't count.) Enjoy your freedom now, because it's over on Thursday.

June 29, 2007

Breaking: MenuPages Chicago Blog Now On MenuPages Chicago Site!

This doesn't affect any of you loyal readers directly, but it's important to us, so we're posting about it anyway. Starting this morning, a live blog feed can be found on the MenuPages Chicago homepage, just below the big map. Suddenly, we are not only reachable from Google and the various Chicago food blogs that have us in their blogroll (and we love you for it!), and for a select few of you, via an RSS feed...now, everyone must embrace us! It is a bold day for MenuPages.

And for those of you just joining in, welcome! We're here to regale you with tales of restaurant openings, special drinking events, meta-reviews, food porn and news analysis. A quarter of the time you'll laugh, another quarter, heavy scowling, and the rest of the time, indifference. But that's a pretty good ratio of emotional responses. Tune in whenever you want; we're always here.

June 04, 2007

What Looks Like A Seahorse And Knows More Than You Do?

cityscape_SouthFlorida_441x81.gif.bmp Yes, your Mom, but also, MenuPages South Florida! (Click through, by the way, if you care to get the title joke.) Covering nearly 4,000 restaurants from North Palm Beach to the Florida Keys, MP:SoFl is the newest addition to the MenuPages "collection," which, in case you've forgotten, includes New York, Boston, San Francisco, LA, DC, Philadelphia, and one other place that keeps slipping our mind...oh, right, Chicago. MenuPages South Florida (and its soon-to-be launched blog) is mercilessly edited by Carolina Bolado, a University of Chicago graduate (us too!) and former Editor-in-Chief of the Chicago Maroon. Think of the many people MP:SoFl will be useful for: you on vacation, your grandma Ethel, crusty old fishermen, wealthy girls in South Beach, and millions upon millions of the well-tanned residents living on the warmest stretch of Atlantic coastline in America. Yes, a veritable boon.

Question: do you think that MP:SoFl should accept reviews in Spanish, given the high percentage of Spanish speakers in the area of coverage? For that matter, should MP:Chicago? ¡Cuéntenos!

MenuPages South Florida [MenuPages]

May 23, 2007

Elsewhere in the Menuniverse: Jealousy

...and how it's relevant to you, Chicagoan

Last time we visited the Menuniverse, we petulantly proclaimed Chicago unassailable in every category that we carefully selected from the MenuPages blogs in Boston, San Francisco, and Philadelphia. There are, in fact, things that Chicago does not or cannot have, and while we're sad about that, we're keeping our chin up. Here, briefly, is our mea culpa:

Topography irregularities. Look at this neat castle, and imagine eating in it [MP:San Francisco]
Oceanic penninsulas. Lake Michigan is nice, but it will never have the sea breezes and lobsters of Provincetown [MP:Boston]
Italian Food Festivals. Does Chicago have one? We think it used to, but we're sure it's nothing like this one [MP:Philly]

In every other context, however, we remain superior.

May 10, 2007

Elsewhere in the Menuniverse: Anything You Can Do, We Can Do Better

...and how it's relevant to you, Chicagoan

MP:Philly is excited about a new restaurant that serves a full hot dog menu, serving up exotica like turkey and chicken dogs. Well, isn't that exotic. One look at Hot Doug's and the proprietors of Tavern 17 would kill themselves, no question.

MP:Boston knows that no one (reading the blog) is really going to going to pay $1000 for a bejeweled martini at Capital Grille, even if it's for charity. Did you feel for a second a bit miffed that you didn't even have the chance to not participate? Well, guess what! We have a Capital Grille, too, and you are just as unobliged to care as Bostonians.

MP:San Francisco heralds the return of the wild king salmon fishing season in the Bay. Come on, salmon? That's not fair. How are we supposed to compete with the Pacific Ocean? Actually, this is how. Third ocean rules! Woo!

May 02, 2007

Catching Up On Old Times: Alhambra, Baccala, Carbon

Here, we will bring you up to date on unresolved issues that we've previously covered. In this edition, the ABCs of restaurants (get it?)

• On Monday, we talked about the opening of Alhambra Palace, the West Loop Middle Eastern Extravaganza (the monumentality of Alhambra forced us to capitalize extravaganza). Two developments have happened since. First, we put up the full menu, although the Epicure menu is still in effect until the end of the week. Second, Madeline Nusser at the TOC blog thought that place was pretty crazy ("the haze of the smoke machines and a throng of turbaned dancers"), but the food wasn't anything special. We will, of course, let you know when the reviews start coming in for the real stuff (lobster ravioli, with sautéed crab mushrooms, roasted garlic, fresh parsley & elegant lobster broth, $26).

• We have been talking about Baccala since the earliest days of the blog. Well, as you can tell from the link, we finally got their menu! Just in time for them to launch a website. Sigh, and we thought we were going to have exclusive information for the world. Oh well, at least we're good at organizing things. Anyhoo, it's rather inexpensive; entrees top out at $15, and sound pretty filling (pork butt with soft polenta, onions & pancetta, $14).

• Finally, we have harbored what amounts to a small vendetta against Carbón, and frankly, we don't even know why anymore. Oh wait, yes we do - they still don't grill over charcoal. Yeah, gas. This is the last we're going to mention it unless we have a compelling reason to reprise the issue, but why, oh why would you name a restaurant after a cooking process, laud its advantages in your promotional material, and then make no attempt to actually use that cooking process at your restaurant? As Otto once said, "flagrant false advertising."

Alhambra Palace [MenuPages]
Alhambra Palace [Official Site]
Arabian night [TOC Blog]
Baccala [MenuPages]
Baccala [Official Site]
Carbon [MenuPages]

April 30, 2007

What If There Were No More Menus?

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City councilpeople in New York introduce all sorts of crazy bills with some frequency (like this plan to fine pedestrians $100 for listening to their MP3 players in crosswalks), but a piece of legislation announced yesterday really caught our attention for reasons which will become clear momentarily: Simcha Felder (D-Brooklyn) is calling for a ban on the distribution of menus (and other fliers) to homes and apartment buildings with "no menus" signage. The fee for violating this law, suggests Felder, could start at $50. Evidently, if menus and other promotional materials build up outside an entranceway, the Department of Sanitation can fine the homeowner $100 for the mess.

We agree with this legislation in principle and practice. First of all, everyone hates spam, and that's exactly what this addresses: physical spam. Having an opt-out clause for promotional materials is practically a civil right these days. Second, these fliers waste an incredible amount of paper and generate tons and tons of trash, whose cleanup is ultimately paid for by us, the targets of the advertising. Finally, and most importantly, if people didn't get menus shoved under their doors, everyone would have to use MenuPages. Hahahaha! We're calling our Alderman as we speak.

Invasion of the iPod Snatchers [NYSun]
NYC councilman wants ban on circulars [Yahoo]

[Photo: No Menus Please, an award-winning short film]

April 10, 2007

What Is It That I'm Reading: The MenuPages Blog Story

Today you are witnessing the birth of an institution. MenuPages Chicago, your go-to guide for all things menu-related, is launching a new daily blog. I (more on me momentarily) am here to bring you all the pertinent and timely information you can handle about the Chicago dining scene. That is to say, restaurant openings and closings, menu overhauls, chef migrations, dining trends, hearsay, gossip and scandal will all be documented religiously for public record and your perusal. Also, expect to see features like neighborhood spotlights, event listings, round-ups, review highlights, and so forth. Plus, in an added twist, I'm taking any and all questions about the dining scene in Chicago, and answers with universal appeal will be posted.

So, why should you trust me? Well, surely you won't right off the bat. That would be naive, and you are nothing if not canny. But anyway, qualification number one is that I created and maintain our Chicago site. This means I'm wise to even the minutest of fluctuations in the Chicago restaurant continuum. I am also largely responsible for all those typos on the menus (sorry!)

Qualification two is less about my eligibility than about the urgency of my mission: to stoke interest in the new, the obscure, and the exotic, so that everyone (who reads this blog) can enjoy Chicago restaurants as much as I do.

Anyway, I am very much looking forward to sharing my passion for Chicago dining minutiae with you. Oh, but you don't know my name! It's Adam Peltz. Did you notice that the middle letters spell MP, like MenuPages? I just noticed that.