Elsewhere In The Menuniverse: Inappropriate!
•MP: Boston wanted to fatten you up and tell you about dirty restaurants.
•MP: Chicago uncovered a real real creepy article and wanted to deep-fry lobster.
•MP: Philadelphia found a nasty "burrito" and exposed us all to a turkey-cam.
•MP: South Florida discussed The Dread Derek Jeter and got a little fascinated by an IKEA opening.
