No Anchovies, Please!
We can’t take credit for finding these terrifying pictures. That goes to our friend Jamie, who woke us from our World Series couch slumber to a nightmare far more intense than anything that crept between the television and our unconsciousness. They’re from a site called Andiamnotlying. Oh, yes, you are. You’ve got to be. This is both horrible and wonderful, and we can't bear to hide any of it behind a jump. Well, just see for yourself:
Yes, that's right. And then there's all this:
It’s the food equivalent of a Real Doll — a revolting, plastic, desperate experience that would just rope you in with tractor beams powered by an evil curiosity.
Pretty much. And we'll note the pistol, dagger, candle and tape measure in that last photo. Ominous.
Happy Halloween!
Using McDonalds as Pizza Toppings
Photo Credit: Chinese Fashion
