The Week In User Reviews: Dump The Fake French Accent
At MenuPages, our legions of users submit reviews regularly for their favorite (and often least favorite) restaurants. Some make it onto the website, others don't. Here, we'll go over the week's best and worst reviews.
We absolutely must start this week with one review that came in two days ago for Rincon Nica, titled 'wow:'
ggggggoooooooooooooooodddddddd ffffffffffffooooooooooddddddddGiven the evidence, we'd guess the reviewer's age to be around 17. We've recently noticed this tendency to repeat letters for no reason among our younger brother's and cousin's friends on their Facebook pages. Like 'we had so much funnnnn' or 'happy birthdayyy.' We're not that much older, but reading that kind of stuff makes us feel like we're an entire generation apart. So, right, the review. Didn't get online. There's a lesson here, folks: make us feel old, and your review will not be approved.
Next up, a review for Jimmy'z Kitchen:
What a great place for locals to pick up fresh food ! The quality is a perfect 10 ! And the taste is even better !Sorry, while we realize that this may be an average person who just really likes the place, we're inclined to think it's a shill. So, that's a no.
On to the winner for this week for Pierre's Restaurant titled 'dump the french accent':
Food, scenery and atmosphere are top notch, very expensive though.Ha! We would've loved to have been there to witness that.
only setback: the maitre-d pretents to be french, speaks with the accent, but when adressed in french suddenly struggles for answers: foolish
