Across The Menuniverse: Things One Might Ponder Whilst Inebriated
• "Where can I get a slice of pizza at 2AM?" [MP: Boston]
• "Is there any more vodka?" [MP: Chicago]
• "Why is this butter sculpture of Shawn Johnson so toothy?" [MP: Philadelphia]
• "Maybe we should all go to a tiki bar." [MP: San Francisco]
• "Why are Thursdays always so thirsty?" [MP: South Florida]
